Текст песни Dead Milkmen - Bitchin Camaro
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Hey Jack, what`s happenin`?Oh, I don`t know.Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.Uh, yeah, I think I`m goin` down to the shore.Whatcha gonna do down there?Uh, I don`t know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.Hey, don`t forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y`know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.Uh huh.Hey, you gonna check out the sand bar while you`re there?Uh, what`s the Sand Bar?Oh, it`s this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.Oh, cool.Y`know who`s gonna be there?Uh, who?My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.Oh.Yeah, they do a Doors show, you`d be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this: Love me two times babyLove me twice today (short musical pause)Love me two times girlCause I got AIDSLove me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don`t take us to court.Uh, what`s the court?Never mind that,(interrupts) Oh, you mean like the People`s Court?Well, that`s another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask mehow I`m gonna get down to the shore.Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?Funny you should ask, I`ve got a car now.Oh wow, how`d you get a car?Oh, my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.You`re kidding!I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, isthat you ask me what kind of car I have.Uh, what kinda car do ya got?I`ve got aBITCHIN CAMARO!..... BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMAROI ran over my neighborsBITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO,Now it`s in all the papersMy folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;So if you happen to run me down, please don`t leave a scratch.I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;And I didn`t get arrested, because my dad`s the mayor.BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARODoughnuts on your lawnBITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMAROTony Orlando and DawnWhen I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,Because I`ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.So you`d better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;Because I`ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO;And an Exxon credit card.BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMAROHey, man where ya headed?BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMAROI drive on unleaded.