Текст песни Devin The Dude - Zeldar
Devin The Dude - Zeldar слова песни
[Aliens talking]Welcome to the show and tell convention on MarsDo anybody have something to show or... tell?[Devin The Dude as Zeldar talking]I`m Zeldar, from the planet BeldarWhich is eight million judibeeks from SaturnI was on my way home one day when thrown off patternLanded on earth, no where to go... a hole in my megaboomp (hehehe)Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to meSo... I (sniff)) smoked it (sniff)[Devin The Dude as Zeldar]I took my stellcutter, cut it and smoked it and guess how I feltVery good, I took some for myselfBack to my spaceship, I gave some it my familyThey say, "(Sniff, ahh) what you call this?" weed... (Stuttering) My name is ZeldarI`m from, from planet "Deldar" my name is ZeldarAnd we shop at WalMartI came back, just to grab me another fat sack of theGreen leafy thing I found in the fieldYea they call it killI rolled into the hoodI`m greeted, but it wasn`t all goodI saw mixed people all kinds of colors and they looked at me like I was weirdThey call me queerI say, "No... My name is Zeldar,I`m from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldarand we shop at Walmart"(Stuttering... ahhh) I have kidsI don`t give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the fieldCause it might do them harm, but I`m old enoughSo I cough and I puff on theGreen leafy stuff I found in the field... yeah I call it kill"What`d you say your name was?""My name is Zeldar"