Текст песни Diesel Boy - Cooler Than You
Diesel Boy - Cooler Than You слова песни
I`m twenty four, I don`t own a tie I don`t have a job and I love to get =high my hairline`s receding, I`m getting a gut I love to jerk off and I =love to read smut I can`t beat you up, I can`t run a mile I`m not Calvin =Klein, but I gots my own style I smoke a pack a day, on a good day it`s =two but with all my faults I`m still cooler than you I can`t drive a =stick, I don`t really surf my parents disowned me cuz I`m a real jerk I =don`t really cook and I don`t wash my car I can`t program the timer on =my vcr I hate doing laundry, can`t stand washing a plate I haven`t seen =a girl naked since 1988 I know this sounds wrong but believe me it`s =true with all this against me I`m still cooler than you now you must =realize I don`t mean what I say but lying to myself helps me get through =the day we are the same, we are Abbot and Lou you are as I and I are as =youSubmitted by: Mel