Текст песни Digital Underground - The Packet Man
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Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today? Yo, B, don`t be throwin` on my jacket, ok?Cool, just trying to get your attentionSo you can take a look at this inventionNow peep these, I got some more in my jacket[Man, what are these, condoms?] Uh uh: sex packetsIt`s like a pill, you can either chew it upOr like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cupAnd get this: see the girl on the cover?You black out, and she becomes your lover[You`re trippin] no, I`m serious, these are authentic[Yeah, well I don`t take hallucenogenics]Wrong again, my man, this is way more realBut since you know everything, I`ll make someone else a dealYeah he`s the packet manYeah he`s the packet manYeah he`s the packet manYeah he`s the packet man[Well now you got me curious, I`m kind thinkin bout buyin it]Three for ten dollars, it can`t hurt to try it[Well what exactly do I get?]Well read what it says, look at the picture [BetIt says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33,Hmmm, this one here says young black virginMan this is crazy, I`m gonna have to splure anget me a few of these things. How long do they last?]Well it depends, let`s seeThese cheap ones here are ten minutesBut these are extra power, they last about a half an hourAnd these here sell for bout 40`Cause you get two girls [Yeah it says orgy]Right, and if you`re married, it`s no big dealYou`re not cheating at all, you`re just poppin a pillAnd if your wife`s got a headache and wants to hit the sackIt`s cool, take a packet foolBiochemically compacted sexual affectionNow here, take a look at my selectionYeah he`s the packet manYeah he`s the packet manYeah he`s the packet manYeah he`s the packet man[OK, I want these two boxes of threeAnd give my blondy here, and that one that says orgyAnd, by the way, I need something for my woman]Sure, I got guy packets [Cool, give me some of em]Now let me tell you how to take it:Either sit of lie down, and you really should be nakedOtherwise you`re gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean?This is more then just a dreamIt`s very realistic and it`s gonna blow your mindSo be careful: only take one at a timeAnd never take one behind the wheelYou`ll black out and hit a pole [Cool, let`s make the deal]These are 40, these are 80, and this one here is 10Just give me a hundred dollars, I`ll call it evenBut don`t pull your money out yet, seeThere`s one or two narcs in this area that sweat meOver here, [Yeah, this looks kinda cool20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, shmoove]Here`s my number, in case you need to reach me againAnd remember, you need to be as safe as you canThere`s only one thing safer then using your handDial that beeper number, and call the packet manYeah he`s the packet manYeah he`s the packet manYeah he`s the packet manYeah he`s the packet man