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Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince

The Girlie Had a Mustache

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(Get down)[ VERSE 1: The Fresh Prince ]I was.. cruisin down the avenue, early one FridayWhen I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my wayI turned my back to ?????????????And I said, "Hm-hm, excuse me," and she walked pastShe was about 5`6", or maybe six and a halfWith a body like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!Tight leather pants that fit like a drumAnd two big - yeah well, she had someAnyway from behind she was fineBut when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mineAt first I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funnyBut the laughter ceased when she said: "Hey honey!"At first I was confused, I was somewhat spell-boundMy mouth wide open and my chin on the groundAnd then it hit me, like a bolt from the skyI thought: hold up - wait - this girl is a guy?!I tried to get away, I said, "Well, never mindMaybe I`ll see you some other time"But then he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn`t leaveAnd said, "Hey boy, you look mighty cute in them jeans!"This had to be the most embarrassing thing in the worldMy whole neighborhood was watchin me get beat up by a girlAnd when my homeboys came, they didn`t let me explainThey said, "Prince, you`re a sucker, you should be ashamed"My pride was busted right along with my eyeCause my homeboys didn`t realize that this girl was a guyAnd in retrospect I had to laughI can`t believe I didn`t notice that this girlie had a mustache[ VERSE 2: The Fresh Prince ]I remember last year, the day was October 5thAnd my family went away on a weekend ski tripAnd they left $100 and a note by the phoneThat said: `Don`t have any company till we get home`No company? I`m 18! They must be jokin!And by 10 my crib was smokinAll of my friends with their hands in the airScreamin (PARTY OVER HERE, PARTY OVER THERE!)The party was jammin till at least about 5And as my friends were leaving, they were like "Homes, it was live!"I thought the party was over, but really was just beginninI turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four womenDressed in red leather, tight to their bootiesI gestured with my index finger: come here, cutiesI tried to be chill, I didn`t wanna scare emI said, "Hi, my name`s the Prince," they said, "Hi Prince, we`re your harem"I didn`t waste time, I started shootin the giftI said, "Y`all the type of girls I`d like to spend some time with"I walked upstairs, my adrenaline was pumpinTill one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethinThe next thing I remember is wakin up nearly deadWith another Fred Flintstone lump on my headOf course I was mad, this type of thing can burn at youThey tied me up and they were stealin my furnitureI said, "Yo sweetheart, what`s wrong with you?What kind of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?"She turned around and smiled and laughedAnd that`s the way that I noticed that the girlie had a mustacheNot four girls, four guys!They were in disguise, it was a set up all the timeI made a complete fool of myself that dayMy parents were pullin up just as the u-haul truck was pullin awayThey walked in, looked like they seen a ghostThere I was, gagged and bound and tied to the bed postMy pop walked in and asked a brilliant question"Son, where`s the furniture and why is your room so messy?"Obviously Sherlock Holmes had been arrivedI said, "What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed?!""I`m tied up, nothing`s in one pieceLet`s discuss the facts later, mom, please call the police"I wanted to have a party, I thought I was cleverMy pop told me I was on punishment forever!And in retrospect I had to laughI can`t believe I didn`t notice that the girlie had a mustache

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