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Dj Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince

Then She Bit Me

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I was in a club, one Friday.A lovely Lady comes walking my way.She walked up and she said hello.I said hi, my names Joe.I was lyin`, so was she.She said her name was Donna,But her shirt said Marie.Once you get to know me,you`ll never forget me.I said why, then she bit me.Ouch!That didn`t hurt.Kinda nicked me,but she ripped my shirt. At that point I fell asleep.Woke up at her house,In the back of a jeep.A Blazer, `89Tinted windows,I wish it was mine.Oh, it is,But where are my keys?There they are...in the ignition.I`m at her house.It`s a Tepee.No, a skyscrapper.No, an igloo.No, it`s a shack.Forget it, I`ll go around back.It`s a castle, with a moatHow I get Across...Boat.(Twilight Zone noise)Shooo...I hate that sound.I went inside,Looked right, looked left.There she is.Oh, no Thats Jeff.He`s invisible.I went downstairs.It`s a loft.No, it`s a dungeon!There she is, doing areobics.No, yoga.No, karate.*You killed my teacher!!!*But what a body!No, she wasn`t there.I`m tellin you I saw her.No, really I saw her.She was playing checkers.No, Nintendo.Ok, I`m lying.There she is,Watching T.V.All My Children.No, thats Cosby.No, Speed Racer.No, thats Shaft.No, thats Kimble.My fault...the T.V.`s off.There she is, what a doll.No, that`s Chucky from Child`s play!I kissed her,And she told me this is home...I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....Where anything can happen.I`m rough like sandpaper,Hard like algebra.You should be glad that I was nice,And I allowed ya toStep on stage.To kick your ryhmes off.I tried to be nice,But you mistook that for softness.Now it`s goin` to hell with your opinion!What I say goes fom now on,This is my dominion!Are there any rappers to step on stageCause if you do You`ll feel the force of my rage,I`m on a rampage!!!!!!!Syche just hit me.Jeff wanted to do that, But I didn`t.I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.I guess I wasn`t wrong.Jack and Jill went up a hill, To fetch a pail of water.Jack fell down,And broke his crown....Hickory, dickory, dock.Got to use the bathroom now,Sike, I was drafted.

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