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this is a story I`ll never forget
about the day my new car got hit
it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
when I heard the crash I got mad as hell
cruising down the highway fast not slow
ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
people waving at me cause they know who I am
alpine stero blasting a jam
put the top down said my girlfriend
then my damn hat blew off in the wind
I got kinda mad cause it`s the hat I just bought
I shoulda put her out it was all her fault
day was friday date was ten
my girl was looking good on a strem
she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear
said hit me again and I`ll break your wrist
that day I dressed all in white
takin` my girl to Palm Springs for the night
I was hoping I could find a short cut
I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt
there was this lady in a pinto coup
`bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop
driving off fast borderline insane
glass so thick couldn`t stay in her lane
I swerved left then I swerved right
she was still tailgating me too damn tight
to the left lane I tried to switch
then you saw my blinker bitch

we both pulled off on the side of the road
I was hot ready to explode
the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
is I was 21 and she was 90 years old
then the police came turn the lights off
the lady started cryin` and the cop got soft
the cop said ah it`ll be ok
wrinkled old bag lookin` like a charpe
I said wait what`s going on cap`
her car`s fine my car is wrecked
then I saw what happened in the crash
her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
you hit me I didn`t hit you
stop holding your neck lady you can`t sue
it`s your fault you caused all this
you saw my blinker bitch

Wednesday October the fourth
that`s when we got our day in court
that lady destroyed my case
she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
I jumped up I said you must be jokin`
come on judge her neck ain`t broken
well I`ll be damned
wrinkled old bag started cryin` on the stand
the balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground
judge said boy you`d better calm down
aren`t you one of them damn rap singers
yeah then I gave him the finger
judge held me in contempt of court
for givin` him the finger and things of that sort
anything to say before you`re dismissed
just one you saw my blinker bitch

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You Saw My Blinker (Bitch)

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