Текст песни Dr. Hook - The ugliest man in town
Dr. Hook - The ugliest man in town слова песни
Now handsome guys get girls that are pretty
Other guys get `em `cos they`re clever and witty
But the only love I ever get, I get out of pity
`Cos I`m the ugliest man in town
I drive down the road in a Rolls Royce car
Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar
But still you know, that won`t get you very far
When you`re the ugliest man in town
There was a note on the doorstep where I was found
It said this sweet child weighs eleven pounds
So bring him up healthy and wealthy and stout
Keep his back to the light, don`t let it turn around
Yeah all you women you`re heartless and cold
All you want is my silver and gold
And don`t you know that there`s a beautiful soul
Inside the ugliest man in town
[Boy do I got plans for us]
Yeah I`m so ugly I shave in the dark
Kids start to cry when I walk through the park
Clocks stop ticking and dogs start to bark
Whenever I come around
Yeah I walk down the street and the girls all hiss me
If I die tomorrow not one of them would miss me
Only reason they ball me is they can`t stand to kiss me
I`m the ugliest man in town
Yeah I`m the ugliest man in town
[You know a guy as ugly as you man could use a manager.
You know what I mean? Just sign this small piece of paper
here man. You can give me a couple of bucks a week, a couple
of free meals man. I`ll take you all over the world. We`ll
go to Japan baby, they`ll love you over there baby.
They`ll make another monster movie with you hahahaha]