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The President`s Penis is Missing

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(NEWS FLASH!!!)(scene: the press corps have descended upon the White House, a spokespersonbegins to speak:)“They looked in the White House and Capitol HillThey looked everywhere for Buffalo BillWe called every scholar, reporter, and geniusHas anyone seen the President`s penis?”“It ain`t in the Congress or JudiciaryIt ain`t in the Smithsonian or that big ole libraryan astronomer claims it was sighted on VenusHas anyone seen the President`s penis?”(now the entire press corp. erupts in song:)“THE PRESIDENT`S PENIS IS MISSING OLE`!!!WE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW, EVERY NIGHT EVERYDAYLORD, WON`T YOU COME DOWN AND REDEEM USHAS ANYONE SEEN THE PRESIDENT`S PENIS?”(at this point, legendary news man Walter Cronkite returns from the moon toadd his commentary:)“Now Presidents have goofed up in all kinds of waysin the 80`s we elected one missing his brainGeorge Washington caught a cold he couldn`t explainand we all know the truth about Thomas Jefferson`s name”(suddenly William Randolph Hurst rises from the grave and bellows out in anOrson Welles type voice:)“Franklin D. Roosevelt wasn`t no square with that raging Woodrow in his wheelchairand all the lesbians snickered that Elenor didn`t careand John Kennedy`s penis was seen everywhere”(once again everyone breaks out in gleeful song:)“THE PRESIDENT`S PENIS IS MISSING OLE`!!!WE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW EVERY NIGHT EVERY DAYLORD WON`T YOU COME DOWN AND REDEEM USHAS ANYONE SEEN THE PRESIDENT`S PENIS?”(the scene shifts to Sen. John Glenn, wandering pensively, somewhere in space:)“Them outer space people would laugh if they`d seen usall this talk about cum-stains and oral coitusmeanwhile the whole world suffers from hunger and meannessbut we`re more concerned with the President`s penis”THE END?lyrics by Patterson Hood

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