Текст песни E-40 -  My Drinking Club   
                                        E-40 -  My Drinking Club слова песни 
                                    
                                    
                             
                            
                            
                                
     
 
                                                                     
Step right up! 
        From the East to the West, from the North to the South 
        Sign up right`ere, your scheduled membership 
        to the drinkin club 
 
Uhh... 
 
        *chorus* 
        They got you soaked (that`s right) 
        I see your cup up (drink it to em) 
        Let`s get drunk 
        and get my fortune out of my drinking club 
 
[E-40] 
E-40 in the C-L-I-C 
Stuck up in the house, party top celebrity 
Burpin and gurpin, gelchin the bourbon, lurkin around 
I`m seein all kinda broads, from outta town 
Uhh, top hots, tycoons, big cheeses 
Plus the perpetual jahahnjawel priestess 
Homies and lurkers and things like that up under the vertical shade 
Rovers in lamborghinis swimming pink bikinis, lingerie 
Tryin to knock her big ass by all bus lights on Fridays 
If you`re not a member of my drinking club, sideways 
What kind of motherfuckin perculatoins you niggaz got 
up in the refridgerator? 
Who wanna join my drinkin club, sign up the legislature 
Might not know how to read and write but I do know how to count money 
You can call me Lieutenant Fuck a Hoe but all the ruskie runny 
You can dip but don`t screw up, speakers on sub 
Beat your ass, my drinking club 
 
        *chorus w/ variations* 2X 
 
[Young Mugzi] 
I got you perved on some of the righteous, who`s the tightest 
I`m down with pipes fifth and gallons of the finest nitrous 
Oh girl now pass the joint to the nigga big head 
Where I hear about your scheamin but the rotations I don`t jinn 
Who dog sin?  Big fin is what I`m rollin 
You know how I do, I got bunny boo boo grippin and totin 
Fools be pimpin, we guaranteed to have you spittin 
Bobcat tight, while I`m pullin secure out my linen 
I`m nothin but a baller, alkaholic bitches pop my collar 
Tearin down pussy walls in your motherfuckin daughter 
M-O-S, S-I-E 
M-U-G, and K-I-V 
Always to` with E-4-0 
Hit the air like cubes by a liquor store 
 
[E-40] 
Motherfuckers better know, we gets down like that 
Straighten up, beer mugs, my drinkin cup bitch! 
 
        *chorus w/ variations* 2X 
 
So damn deep, I can`t call it 
I guess I`m just an alkaholic 
Huh, dagnabbit, doggonit 
Ya Hillside hillbilly vomit 
Back and forth to the bathroom constantly 
All the actors gather up, and watch me 
Get super twisted highly afflicted every day a cherry 
Go on my body and throw up on the bartender 
Pull out a wad of money, ballers up to par 
Treat the whole party, by buyin up the bar 
Sharp pain and orange juice got my moose up 
Stainless artichokes, tequila poppes, Medusas 
Better prepare myself for the upset stomach, ohhh 
Stop by the M.P. on the way home and pick up a bottle of Pepto-Bismol 
 
        Step right up now last call for alcohol 
        Get your hurricane gorilla member here ya monsters 
 
That`s right, cause when we and my motherfuckin entourage 
get together and we come back from a motherfuckin concert 
and the afterpaty jumpin off, I wanna see ID`s, we got video cameras 
We checkin all you bastards under 21 or under 18 or whatever however 
Ya understand that?  You better have your membership card 
if you wanna come join my motherfuckin drinkin club, understand that bitch? 
 
A:      It`s the drinkin club, we gets to` back main 
        Once you drink with us, you won`t be the same 
        The drinkin club, we can`t slow down main 
        We`re gonna drink you all, we got a monster pit 
 
That`s right 
 
B:      I wanna get high, I wanna get loaded 
        and tuck, throw up, and drink again 
 
repeat A, first line of B, then chorus 5X (E-40 talking throughout)