Текст песни Eazy E - Merry Muthafuckin X Mas
Eazy E - Merry Muthafuckin X Mas слова песни
[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
well what you want baby?
[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?
[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?
[Baby]
Hell yeah!
[Other Baby]
Me too!
[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I`m a tell you a story
about the bad ass Eazy E
he was drinkin` whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well
he`s a bad Muthafu-
[Mother]
Gimmie that god damn book!
here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
it was a silent night, yes a holy night
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin` right?
[Carolers]
Deck the halls with balls of holy
fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....
[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas muthafucka!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry muthafuckin` Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I`m ridin` that cot under the missle toe
now dashin` through the snow
in a candy right top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin` at this hoe
nuts on rich and rings
makin` me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I`m gonna get this pussy tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin` it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin` it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she`s suckin` my dick
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and I`m smokin` on this stick.
[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I`m mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.
[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
??? and I`m gonna cum
a VCR ???? some porno flicks
rudolph the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin` gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
crack a dough
by the nuts oh
???? fuckin` in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat`em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.
[]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.
[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
thats no Chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
fuck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin` on the East
I`d stay awake just to let america know
that Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
but all the fuckin` bullshit got played when I was five
years oh just stay young, bold datin`
singin` Silent Night Carolin` Recietin`
now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the ????
just spread me a leaf
little kids don`t cry
when you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin` lye.
[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a A muthafuckin` K bitch.
[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin` Eazy-E.
[Eazy-E]
close the door little bitch
I`m gettin` these draws.
[]
I`m a tell my daddy if ya ass don`t stop.
[Eazy-E]
I don`t give a fuck
I`m gettin` chrismas caught
ho ho ho and away I go.
[]
Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
well wheres this ????
[Eazy-E]
Shut the fuck up bitches
and go back to sleep.
[]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a nigga will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin` in my window
smokin` up indo
my carin` and high make a high know
[*A lot of mumblin`*]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want some cash
so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.
[]
a rump pa pump pump
a rump pa pump pump
[Every One]
Merry Muthafuckin` Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin` Chrismas
Merry Muthafuckin` Chrismas
and have a fucked up new year (x4)
[Eazy-E]
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!
[Mother]
And they all went to prison
and lived fucked up lives ever after
The End