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(Burrrrp) Oh, yeah, oh, you son of a bitches(It gets so fuckin` crabby in this booth, man)(It`s like 90 degrees in here)(Smells like Satan`s toilet)(I`m gonna build) a Stepfather FactoryThe latest in technologyStepfather FactoryJobs for the communityA Stepfather Factory The age of familial industryA Stepfather FactoryBuilding tomorrow`s fathers todayA Stepfather FactoryThe latest in technologyStepfather FactoryJobs for the communityA Stepfather Factory The age of familial industryBuilding tomorrow`s fathers todaySpilling the leftovers of creational clayWe grew with the concept now we`re ready to go publicToday`s a big day for the companyA big step for the little-steppers who slept for years uncomfortablyLittle man, little lady, cute little babyReach your hand out to the future of automated roboticsOn display here for the first time in (enter year here)At the World`s fair - but is it really?Ladies and Gentlemen I propose that the market is sinkingunder the weight of useless contraptions added to the shopping carts of all hard-working familiesElectric doodads and wizar haps and such to keep the munchkins entertainedBut get replaced by newer versions or just breakdown systematicallyMothers - how many times have you debated self-euthanasia tablets for breakfast snacksWhen restlessness attacks seemingly at random?With an emptiness inside that`s hard to identify, maybePursuing obvious like pill-popping and constant overeating?Chances are you`ve been abandonedWell I`m no scientist, that`s not what I went to school forAnd I`m not a doctor, so I don`t know much about medicineBut I`m willing to bet that you, yes you littlewhat`s your name sweetheart? (wawa) yeah, whateverGet a funny feeling in your tummy when your mommy criesSomething between woozy and confusionAnd you spend your thoughts on how the sadnessin your mommy can be rooted out, burned, scorned, turned out, forgottenSo you can concentrate on candy and little baby dolls orWhatever it is that normal kids get to think aboutWell I can honestly say that this invention is,Let me start by saying we`ve grafted only the finest of,Inserted the most high tech, state of the art, with brain charted for authenticTrue to human emotion and trained to be domesticMade from the most easily available materials and, uh, loosely inspectedGuaranteed to revolutionizePerfectly realistic and even somewhat institutionally respectedRobotic relative(That`s why I`m gonna build) a Stepfather FactoryThe latest in technologyA Stepfather FactoryJobs for the communityA Stepfather Factory The age of familial industryA Stepfather FactoryBuilding tomorrow`s fathers todayA Stepfather FactoryThe latest in technologyA Stepfather FactoryJobs for the communityStepfather Factory The age of familial industryI`m not only the president, I`m a clientSo you purchased a paternal unit, class A type 1A new addition to your living room space, watch it goUnder warranty for at least 90 days, so have funIf in that time frame there`s a problem, please let us knowBefore you start there`s a few details that you must learnTechnical specs about your unit to make things run smoothIn an effort to find an energy source our company`s learnedThe cheapest way to keep his battery running is with boozePlug it in, give it a name, man of the house, help sustainWear the pants, you can relax, one of the pack, nucular fam (literally nuclear)Brings us to the safety chapterSection 87 in your handbook subsection 16 entitledTroubleshootingFuel sources are at a slight risk of mixingWith the crispy plutonium centerOf your automated new spouse and then drivenPossibly leading to the unpredicted stimulation of its artificial emotion circuitsAnd in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials this conditionhas led to simulated feelings of resentment and worthlessnessManifested in the highly unlikely but still possible actof physical aggression towards you and your loved ones fleshy surfacesRemember, no cash returnsOnly credits towards future purchases"Why are you making me hurt you?I love you.""Why are you making me hurt you?I love you.""Why are you making me hurt you?I love you.""Why are you making me hurt you?I love you."

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