Текст песни Eminem - Comin` Out My Closet (parody)
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[Intro]Where`s my penis?I have no penis in my butt hole - there you goYeah.. yo, yoHave you ever been hated or discriminated against?I have; I`ve been penetrated and ejaculated againstRammin` shafts up my faggot ass, look at my brassEver since class I`ve been suckin` off my teachers to passAll this cum motion unloadin` run deep as ocean`s explodin`Nut keeps splashin` from faggots just suck `em off and keep goin`Nut-takin` bummer I`m known as to every one in my regionKeep stickin` ass in the mornin` and takin` cocks in the evenin`Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouthSee they can bugger me, but y`all never figured me outLook at me now; you know I got a dick in me now. Blame my momma?She was the fattest slut in the house!Chorus: I`m sorry momma!I never meant to hurt you!I never meant to make you cry; but tonightI`m comin` out my closet (one more time)I said I`m sorry momma!I never meant to hurt you!I never meant to make you cry; but tonightI`m comin` out my closetHa! I got some vibrators in my closetand I don`t know if no one knows itSo before they throw me inside my coffin and close itI`ma expose it; I`ll take you back to `83before I ever had to worry about the HIVI was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of monthsMy faggot father used to put his willy up in my bumcause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eyeAnd lookin` back on it all now I fuckin` wish I could dieI look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behindsEven if I hated men , I`d grit my teeth and I`d tryto make it work with �em, at least for papa`s sakeHe maybe made some mistakesbut he`s the only gay who taught me everything that I know todayWhat he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumbBut the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong`Cuz he`da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throatIt`s my life, I`d like to welcome y`all to "The Batty Boy Show"Repeat Chorus Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognitionTake a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin`But put yourself in my position; just try to envisionwitnessin` your momma gobblin` Mormon missionaries in the kitchenBitchin` that someone`s always pullin` down her drawers and clit`s itchin`Goin` through public whorehouse systems, victim of crack-controlled pimpin`My whole life I was made to believe I was straight when I wasn`t`til I grew up, now I do what you did, I`m sick to my stomachguzzlin` itWasn`t it the reason you gave that VD to me MA?So you can try but can`t deny the way you treated me MA?But guess what? You`re gettin` Alzheimer`s now, brain dead and alone tooAnd your care home security`s gettin` lax, you`re gonna know when I bone youMy asshole`s gettin` so big now; you should see it, it`s beautifulBut you`ll never see it – �til I shit on you at your funeral!See what hurts me the most is when I take cocks that are longRips through my thong - keep tellin` myself its all cuz`a mom!But how dare you try to take what you didn`t help me to getYou selfish bitch; I fought fuckin` long and hard for these dicksRemember when Elton came out gay and you said you`re glad it`s not me? Well guess what, I +AM+ gay - gay as a faggot can be!Repeat Chorus (2x) till end