Текст песни Eminem - Intro, слова песни Eminem

Текст песни Eminem - Intro

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May I have your attention pleaseMay I have your attention pleaseWill the real slim shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? Were gonna have a problem here...{verse 1}Yall act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the doorStarted whoopin her ass worst than beforeThey first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)Its the return of the"awww wait, no way, your kiddingHe didnt just say what I think he did, did he? "And dr dre said...Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)Feminist women loved eminemChicka chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of himLook at him walking around grabing his you-know-whatFlippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so cute though)Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse than whats going on in your parents bedroomsSometimes I wanna get on tv and let loose,But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lipsAnd if Im lucky u might just give it a little kiss"And thats the messege we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a womens *vagina* isOf course theyre gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit 4th grade,They got the discovery channel dont they? We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibalsWho *rip* other people open like canolopesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)But if you feel like I feel I got the antadoiteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorusAnd it gooooesss(refrain)Im slim shadyYes Im the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real slim shady...Please stand up, please stand up, please stand upCause Im slim shadyYes Im the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real slim shady...Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up{verse 2}Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you tooYou think I give a damn about a grammy? Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me(but slim what if u win wouldnt it be weird? )Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to britney spearsS--- christina aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to carson daily and fred durstAnd hear them argue over who she gave *head* to firstLittle *bitch* put me on blast on mtv(yea hes cute but I think hes married to kim, hehe)I should download a audio on mp3And show the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy meSo I been sent in here to destroy youAnd theres a million of us just like meWho cuss like meWho just dont give a *f---* like meWho dress like meWalk, talk and act like meIt just might be the next best thingBut not quite me(refrain){verse 3}Im like a headtrip to listen toCause Im only giving youThings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yallAnd I dont got to be false or sugar coat it at allI just get on the mic and spit itWheather you like to admit itIm better than 90% of you rappers out thereThen you wanna outkin kids like these albums likeIts funny cuz the rate Im going when Im 30Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerkingBut this whole bag of viagra isnt workingAnd every single person is a slim shady lurkinHe could be workin at burger king spitten on your onion ringsWere in the parking lot circlingScreaming I dont give a *f---*With his windows down and system upSo will the real shady, please stand upAnd put one of those fingers on each hand upAnd to be proud to out of your mind and out of controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? Ha haGuess theres a slim shady in all of usFuck it, lets all stand up

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