Текст песни Eminem - Rain Man
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Текст песни Eminem - Rain Man
[Intro]YeahhDefinitelyDefinitely dopeDefinitely dopeDefinitelyDefinitely K-Mart( )YeahYeahh (trump)[Verse 1]You find me offensiveI find you offensive for finding me offensiveHence if I should draw out a line any fencesIf so to what extent, if any, should I go?Cause it's getting expensive Being on the other side of the court room on the defensiveThey say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to thebrainWhen I go to lengths this far at other people's expensesI say you're all just too god damn sensitiveIt's censorship and it's downright blasphemousLet's end this shit now cause I won't stand for thisAnd Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neitherAnd let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with himeitherHe used to be like a hero to me I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers On my refrigerator right next to Darth VaderAnd Darth must have put a hex on him for laterI feel like its my fault cause of the way that I stuck him off in between him and Lex LutherI killed Superman, I killed Super...ManAnd how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptoniteThe green chronic[Chorus]Cause i aint got no legs or no brainNice to meet you Hi, my name is...I forgot my nameMy name was not to become what I became with this level offameMy soul is possessed by this devilMy new name is...Rain Man[Verse 2]Now in the bible it saysThou shalt not watch two lesbians in bedHave homosexual sex Unless of course you were given the consent to join inThen of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sexWhich isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for youractionsEither before, during, or after performing the act of thatwhich Is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrasesThat are more used by today kidsIn a more derogatory wayBut who's to say what's fair to say and what not to sayLets ask Dr. DreDr. Dre (What up?)I got a question if i may (Yea?)Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yeah)And watch his butt butt when he tees off (yeah)But but i aint done yetIn football a quarterback yells out 'hut hut'While he reaches in another grown man's assGrabs on his nuts, but just what if It was never meant, it was just an accidentBut he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went inHis teeny, tiny, little, round hineyAnd he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just alittle bitAnd I don't need to go into any more detailsBut what if he pictured it as a female's buttIs that gay? I just need to clear things up'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strutbecause...[Chorus]Cause i aint got no legs or no brainNice to meet you Hi, my name is...I forgot my nameMy name was not to become what I became with this level offameMy soul is possessed by this devilMy new name is...Rain Man[Verse 3]You find me offensiveI find you offensive...Shit this is the same verse, I just did thisWhen am I gonna come to my good senses?Probably the day Bush comes to my defensesMy spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearbyAnd my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop asscanisterGod damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yeah) Anyway,Anyway, I don't know how else to put it This is the only thing that I'm good atI am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronicDemonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got itHigh-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head andwalked awayAnd as she flew around the room like a balloon IGrabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can andzoom IHeaded straight back to the Neverland RanchWith a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhichAnd I don't even gotta make no god damn senseI just did a whole song and I didn't say shit[Chorus]Cause i aint got no legs or no brainNice to meet you Hi, my name is...I forgot my nameMy name was not to become what I became with this level offameMy soul is possessed by this devilMy new name is...Rain Man[Outro]Cos I euurghhhaeahhh!Rain ManDefinitelyDefinitely Dr. DreSuper DuperBeat-MakerTwo thousand and...two thousand and...four hundred andeighty seven million, nine hundred and se...seventy threethousand, four hundred and sixty three. And seventy (Yeah)