Текст песни Eminem - Real Slim Shady, слова песни Eminem

Текст песни Eminem - Real Slim Shady

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[eminem]May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real slim shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? Were gonna have a problem here..Yall act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (ahh!)Its the return of the... "ah, wait, no way, youre kidding,He didnt just say what I think he did, did he? "And dr. dre said... nothing you idiots!Dr. dres dead, hes locked in my basement! (ha-ha!)Feminist women love eminem {*vocal turntable:Chigga chigga chigga*} "slim shady, Im sick of himLook at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-whatFlippin the you-know-who," "yeah, but hes so cute though!"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than whats goin on in your parents bedroomsSometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let loose, but cantBut its cool for tom green to hump a dead moose"my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"And if Im lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd thats the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a womans clitoris isOf course they gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the discovery channel dont they? "we aint nothing but mammals.." well, some of us cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantaloupes {*slurp*}But if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope{*ewww!*} but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goesChorus: eminem (repeat 2x)Im slim shady, yes Im the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo wont the real slim shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up? [eminem]Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!You think I give a damn about a grammy? Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me"but slim, what if you win, wouldnt it be weird? "Why? so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to britney spears? Shit, christina aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to carson daly and fred durstAnd hear em argue over who she gave head to firstYou little bitch, put me on blast on mtv"yeah, hes cute, but I think hes married to kim, hee-hee!"I should download her audio on mp3And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd {*ahhh!*}Im sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy meSo I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}And theres a million of us just like meWho cuss like me; who just dont give a fuck like meWho dress like me; walk, talk and act like meAnd just might be the next best thing but not quite me!Chorus[eminem]Im like a head trip to listen to, cause Im only givin youThings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say itIn front of yall and I dont gotta be false or sugarcoated at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it {*err*} I just shit itBetter than ninety percent of you rappers out canThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiumsIts funny; cause at the rate Im goin when Im thirtyIll be the only person in the nursin home flirtingPinchin nurses asses when Im jackin off with jergensAnd Im jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isnt workingAnd every single person is a slim shady lurkinHe could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings{*hach*} or in the parkin lot, circlingScreaming "i dont give a fuck!"With his windows down and his system upSo, will the real shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? Chorus 2x[eminem]Ha haGuess theres a slim shady in all of usFuck it, lets all stand up

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