Текст песни Eminem -  Role Model   
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OK  I am going to attempt to drown myself  
You can try this at home  
You can be just like me  
Mic check 1  2  
We Recording  
I`m cancerous  
So when I diss you  you wouldn`t wanna answer this  
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus  
I strangled you to death and I choked you again  
And break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin  
You beef wit me  I`ma even the score equally  
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally  
I get too blunted off the funny home grown  
Cuz when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono  
So if I said I never did drugs  
That would mean i lie and get fucked more than the President does  
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert  
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet  
My nerves hurt, and lately I`m on edge  
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads  
Every girl I ever went out with has gone lez  
Follow me and do exactly what the song says  
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people  
And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal  
I`m dumb enough to walk in a store and steal  
So I`m dumb enough to ask for a date wit Lauryn Hill  
Some people only see that I`m white, ignoring skill  
Cuz I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill  
But I don`t get pissed, y`all don`t even see through the mist  
How the fuck can I be white, I don`t even exist  
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave  
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave  
My middle finger wont go down, how do I wave  
And this is how I`m supposed to teach kids how to behave  
Now follow me and do exactly what you see  
Don`t you wanna grow up to be just like me  
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.  
Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me  
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole  
When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold  
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold  
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco  
My mind wont work if my spine don`t jerk  
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt  
I`m not a player just a ill rhyme sayer  
That`ll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer  
My rap style`s warped, I`m running out the morgue  
Wit your dead grandmother`s corpse then throw it on your porch  
Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on  
And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn  
I`m bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit deformative traits  
A premature birth that was 4 minutes late  
Mother are you there, I love you  
I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel  
Will someone explain to my brain  
That I just severed a main vein  
With a chainsaw and I`m in pain  
I take a breather inside  
Either I`m high, or I`m nuts  
Cause if you ain`t even in this room neither am I  
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass  
Then It`s probably obvious that I got it on with her  
Cause when I drop it off with this solo shit it`s over with  
I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it  
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID  
Don`t you wanna grow up to be just like me  
I`ve been with 10 women who got HIV  
Now don`t you wanna grow up to be just like me  
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee  
Don`t you wanna grow up to be just like me  
I tied a rope around my penis then I jumped from a tree  
You probably wanna grow up and be just like me