Текст песни Eminem - The Real Slim Shady, слова песни Eminem

Текст песни Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady слова песни

May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We`re going to have a problem herec(Verse 1)Ya`ll act like you never seen a white person beforejaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the doorstarted whoopin her ass worse than beforethey first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)It`s the return of the"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn`t just say what I think he did, didhe?"And Dr Dre said....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre`s dead, he`s locked in my basement (haha)Feminist women love EminemChicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I`m sick of himlook at him, walking around grabbing his you know whatFlipin` the you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loosebut no worse than what`s going on in your parent`s bedroomsSometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,but can`t, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moosemy bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsand if I`m lucky you might just give it a little kissand that`s the message that we deliver to little kidsand expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.Of course they gonna know what intercourse isby the time they hit 4th grade,they got the discovery channel don`t they?We ain`t nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibalswho cut other people open like cantaloupes.But if we can hump dead animals and antelopesthen there`s no reason that a man and another man can`t elopeBut if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...(Chorus)I`m Slim ShadyYes I`m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won`t the real Slim Shady...Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand upbecuase I`m Slim ShadyYes I`m the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won`t the real Slim shady...Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up(Verse 2)Will Smith don`t gotta cuss in his raps to sell recordsWell I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.You think I give a damm about a Grammy?Half of you critics can`t even stomach me, let alone stand me."But Slim what if u win wouldn`t it be weird?"Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear `em argue over who she gave head to first.Little bitch put me on blast on MTV"yeah he`s cute but I think he`s married to Kim, hehe"I should download her audio on mp3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)I`m sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy meSo I`ve been sent here to destroy youAnd theres a million of us just like meWho cuss like meWho just don`t give a fuck like meWho dress like meWalk, talk and act like meIt just might be the next best thingBut not quite me(chorus)(Verse 3)I`m like a headtrip to listen toCause I`m only giving youthings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya`llAnd I don`t gotta be false or sugar coated at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it (rip)I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out thereThen you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I`m 30Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting.Pinching nurses asses when I`m jackin` off with Jergens and I`m jerkingBut this whole bag of viagra isn`t workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin`He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion ringsOr in the parking lot circlingscreaming I don`t give a fuckWith his windows down and system upSo will the real Shady, please stand upand put one of those fingures on each hand upand to be proud to be outta your mind and outta controland one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?(chorus)

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The Real Slim Shady

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