Текст песни Eminem - The Slim Shady LP, слова песни Eminem

Текст песни Eminem - The Slim Shady LP

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OK, I`m going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me!Mic check one two.. we recordin? I`m cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn`t wanna answer thisIf you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for CanibusI strangled you to death then I choked you againThen break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skinYou beef wit me, I`ma even the score equallyTake you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legallyI get you blunted off of funny home grownCause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugsThat would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President doesHillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervertI ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)My nerves hurt, and lately I`m on edgeGrabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lezFollow me and do exactly what the song says:smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drinkAnd jump behind the wheel like it was still legalI`m dumb enough to walk in a store and stealSo I`m dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn HillSome people only see that I`m white, ignorin skillCause I stand out like a green hat with a orange billBut I don`t get pissed, y`all don`t even see through the mistHow the fuck can I be white, I don`t even existI get a clean shave, bathe, go to a raveDie from an overdose and dig myself up out of my graveMy middle finger won`t go down, how do I wave?And this is how I`m supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you seeDon`t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.Now don`t you wanna grow up to be just like me!Me and Marcus Allen went over to see NicoleWhen we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold`Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on holdKilled em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)My mind won`t work if my spine don`t jerkI slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirtI`m not a player just a ill rhyme sayerThat`ll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)My rap style`s warped, I`m runnin out the morguewitcha dead grandmother`s corpse to throw it on your porchJumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape onAnd beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acornI`m bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traitsA premature birth that was four minutes lateMother.. are you there? I love youI never meant to hit you over the head with that shovelWill someone explain to my brain that I just severeda main vein with a chainsaw and I`m in pain?I take a breather and sighed; either I`m high, or I`m nutsCause if you ain`t tiltin this room, neither am ISo when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass Then it probably is obvious I got it on with herCause when I drop this solo shit it`s over withI bought Cage`s tape, opened it, and dubbed over it I came to the club drunk with a fake IDDon`t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I`ve been with 10 women who got HIVNow don`t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I got genital warts and it burns when I peeDon`t you wanna grow up to be just like me! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a treeYou probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

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The Slim Shady LP

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