Текст песни Fishbone -  I Wish I Had A Date   
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Well I wish I had a date 
So I wear my suit and tie 
Well I wish I had a date 
With a pretty girl in mind 
Well I`ll take her out to dinner 
And I`ll treat her real good 
I`ll spend all my money on expensive food 
Show her off to all the rest of my friends 
I`m not good lookin` but at least she`s a 10 
I won`t pay attention while my buddies scam 
I`ll be in love with a bitchin` bim 
You know I am but at least she`ll pretend 
 
Well I wish I had a date 
And a body for brawls and fights 
Well if I didn`t have a chicken face 
I could mack `em down the chicks at night 
Well we`ll go out at night and she`ll ignore me 
Just a little but not a lot 
And she`ll go flirt with the tough guys 
And they`ll fool around with her twat 
And for the moment that I have my back turned 
She`s making out in the parking lot 
 
Well I wish I had a date 
With a lot of trust and devotion 
Well I wish I didn`t have a chump 
Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean 
But if you know I had a date 
And she wouldn`t play on me 
Cowwa-cowwa bunga 
Yeah, man, real peachy 
 
Well I wish I had a date 
Well I wish I had a date 
Well I wish I had a date 
Well I wish I had a date