Frank Zappa

Jesus Thinks You`re A Jerk

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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)Mike Keneally (guitar, synthesizer, vocals)Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)Ed Mann (percussion)Walt Fowler (trumpet)Bruce Fowler (trombone)Paul Carman (alto saxophone)Albert Wing (tenor saxophone)Kurt McGettrick (baritone saxophone)Scott Thunes (bass)Chad Wackerman (drums)Eric Buxton (vocals)There`s an ugly little wasel `bout three-foot nineFace puffed up from cryin` `n lyin``Cause her sweet little hubby`sSuckin` prong part time(In the name of The Lord)Get a clue, little shrewOh yeah, oh yeahJesus thinks you`re a jerkDid he really choose Tammy to do His Work?Robertson says that he`s The OneOh sure he is,if ArmageddonIs your idea of family fun,An` he`s got some planned for you!(Now, tell me that ain`t true)Now, what if Jimbo`s slightly gay,Will Pat let Jimbo get away?Everything we`ve heard him sayIndicated that Jim must pay,(And it just might hurt a bit)But keep that money rollin` in,`Cause Pat and naughty JimboCan`t get enough of itPerhaps it`s their ideaOf an Affirmative Action PlanTo give White Trash a `special break`;Well, they took those Jeezo-bucks and ranTo the bank! To the bank! To the bank! To the bank!And every night we can hear them thankTheir Buddy, up aboveFor sending down his love(While you all smell the glove)Jim and Pat should take a pole(Right up each saintly glory-hole),With tar and feathers too --Just like they`d love to do to you(`Cause they think you are bad --And they are very mad)`Cause some folks don`t want prayer in school!(We`d need an ark to survive the droolOf Micro-publicans, raised on hate,And `Jimbo-Jimbo` when they graduate)Conviced they are `The Chosen Ones` --And all their parents carry guns,And hold them cards in the N.R.A.(With their fingers on the triggersWhen they kneel and pray)With a Ku-Klux muu-muuIn the back of the truck,If you ain`t Born Again,They wanna mess you up, screamin`:"No abortion, no-siree!""Life`s too precious, can`t you see!"(What`s that hangin` from the neighbor`s tree?Why, it looks like `colored folks` to me --Would THEY do THAT...seriously?)Imagine if you willA multi-millionaire Television Evangelist,Saved from Korean Combat duty by his father, a U.S. SenatorStudied Law --But is not qualified to practice itFather of a "love child"Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnantsOf papa`s religious propaganda programClaims not to be a "Faith Healer",But has, in the past,Dealt stearnly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanesInvolved with funding for a `secret war` in Central AmericaClaiming Ronald Reagan and Oliver North as close friendsInvolved in suspicous `tax-avoidance schemes`,(Under investigation for 16 months by the I.R.S.)Claims to be a MAN OF GOD;Currenty seeking the United States Presidency,Hoping we will all follow him into --The Twilight ZoneWhat if Pat gets in the White House,And suddenly --The rights of `certain people` disappearMysteriously?Now, wouldn`t that sort of qualifyAs an American Tragedy?(Especially if he covers it up, sayin`"Jesus told it to me!")I hope we never see that day,In The Land of The Free --Or someday will we?Will we?And if you don`t know by now,The truth of what I`m tellin` you,Then, surely I have failed somehow --And Jesus will think I`m a jerk, just like you --If you let those TV PreachersMake a monkey out of you!I said:"Jesus will think you`re a jerk"And it will be true!There`s an old rugged crossIn the land of cutton --It`s still burnin` on somebody`s lawnAnd it still smells rottenJim and Tammy!Oh, baby!You gotta go!You really got to go!

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