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Текст песни Frank Zappa - Joe`s Garage

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A boring old garage in a residential area with a teen-age bandrehearsing in it. JOE (the main character in the CENTRALSCRUTINIZER`S Special Presentation) sings to us of the trials andtribulations of garage-band husbandry.Central Scrutinizer:We take you now, to a garage, in Canoga Park.Frank Zappa:(It makes it`s own sauce...)Joe:It wasn`t very largeThere was just enough room to cram the drumsIn the corner over by the DodgeIt was a fifty-fourWith a mashed up doorAnd a cheesy little ampWith a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"And a second hand guitarIt was a Stratocaster with a whammy barAt this point, LARRY (a guy who will eventually give up music andearn a respectable living as a roadie for a group called Toad-O)joins in the song...Larry:We could jam in Joe`s GarageHis mama was screamin`His dad was madWe was playin` the same old songIn the afternoon `n` sometimes we wouldPlay it all night longIt was all we knew, `n` easy tooSo we wouldn`t get it wrongAll we did was bend the string like...Hey!Down in Joe`s GarageWe didn`t have no dope or LSDBut a coupla quartsa beerWould fix it so the intonationWould not offend yer earAnd the same old chords goin` over `n` overBecame a symphonyWe would play it again `n` again `n` again`Cause it sounded good to meONE MORE TIME!We could jam in Joe`s GarageHis mama was screamin`,"TURN IT DOWN!"We was playing` the same old songIn the afternoon `n` sometimes we wouldPlay it all night longIt was all we knew, and easy tooSo we wouldn`t get it wrongEven if you played it on a saxophoneWe thought we was pretty goodWe talked about keepin` the band together`N` we figured that we should`Cause about this time we was gettin` the eyeFrom the girls in the neighborhoodThey`d all come over `n` dance aroundlike...Twenty teen-age girls dashin and go STOMP-CLAP,STOMP-CLAP-CLAP...So we picked out a stupid nameHad some cards printed up for a coupla bucks`N` we was on our way to fameGot matching suits `N` Beatle Boots`N` a sign on the back of the car`N` we was ready to work in a GO-GO BarONE TWO THREE FOURLET`S SEE IF YOU GOT SOME MORE!People seemed to like our songThey got up `n` danced `n` made a lotta noiseAn` it wasn`t `fore very longA guy from a company we can`t nameSaid we oughta take his pen`N` sign on the line for a real good timeBut he didn`t tell us whenThese "good times" would be somethin`That was really happenin`So the band broke upAn` it looks likeWe will never play again...Joe:Guess you only get one chance in lifeTo play a song that goes like...(And, as the band plays their little song,MRS. BORG (who keeps her son SY,in the closet with the vacuum cleaner)screams out the window...Mrs. Borg:Turn it down!Turn it DOWN!I have children sleeping here...Don`t you boys know any nice songs?Joe:(Speculating on the future)Well the years was rollin` by, yeahHeavy Metal `n` Glitter RockHad caught the public eye, yeahSnotty boys with lipstick onWas really flyin` high, yeah`N` then they got that Disco thing`N` New Wave came along`N` all of a sudden I thought the timeHad come for that old songWe used to play in "Joe`s Garage"And if I am not wrongYou will soon be dancin` to...Central Scrutinizer:The WHITE ZONE isfor loading andunloading only. If yougotta load or unload,go to the WHITEZONE. You`ll love it...Joe:Well the years was rollin` by (etc.)...Mrs. Borg:I`m calling THE POLICE!I did it! They`ll be here...shortly!Officer Butzis:This is the Police...Mrs. Borg:I`m not joking around anymoreOfficer Butzis:We have the garage surroundedIf you give yourself upWe will not harm youOr hurt you neitherMrs. Borg:You`ll see themOfficer Butzis:This is the PoliceMrs. Borg:There they are, they`re coming!Officer Butzis:Give yourself upWe will not harm youMrs. Borg:Listen to that mess, would you?Officer Butzis:This is the PoliceGive yourself upWe have the garage surroundedMrs. Borg:Everday this goes on around here!Officer Butzis:We will not harm you, or maim you(SWAT Team 4, move in!)Mrs. Borg:He used cut my grass...He was very nice boy...That`s DISGUSTING!!Central Scrutinizer:This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...That was Joe`s first confrontation with The Law.Naturally, we were easy on him.One of our friendly counselors gave himA do-nut...and told him toStick closer to church-oriented social activities.

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