Текст песни Frank Zappa - Titties `N` Beer, слова песни Frank Zappa

Текст песни Frank Zappa - Titties `N` Beer

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Terry Bozzio (drums)Roy Estrada (vocals, bass)Adrian Belew (guitar)Ed Mann (percussion)Patrick O`Hearn (bass)Tommy Mars (keyboards)Peter Wolf (keyboards)It was the BLACKEST NIGHT!There was no MOON in sight!(You know the stars ain`t shinin``Cause the sky`s too tight)I heard the SCARY WIND!I seen some UGLY TREES!There was a WEREWOLF honkin`,`Long the side of me! I`m MEAN `n I`m BAD, (y`know I ain`t no SISSY)Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of `CHRISSY`Talkin` about her `N MY BIKE `N ME...`N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY, (mystery) (How `re you doin`?) I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETSActed WEIRD up hereAnd so I figured I mightJust drink a little BEERI said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin` on..."But there was NO REPLY`Cause SHE WAS GONE! "Where`s those TITTIES I like so well,`n` my GODDAM BEER!"Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noiseLike a crunchin` twig, `n up jumped THE DEVIL!(He`s about THIS BIG!) He had a RED SUIT onAn` a WIDOW`S PEAKAn` then a POINTED TAIL`N like a SULPHUR REEK,Yes, it was HIM awright,I swear I KNOWED IT WAS!He had some HUMAN FLESHStuck underneath his CLAWSYou know, it looked to meLike it was TITTY SKIN!I said, "YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!"(`Cause I was MAD at him!)He just got out his floss`N started cleanin` his fangSo I shot him with my shooter,Said: BANG! BANG! BANG! Then the sucker just laughed `n said: "Put it away!You know, I ate her all up...now what yougonna say?"YOU ATE MY CHRISSY?"Yeah! TITTIES `N ALL!"WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN?"Now, were the cans THIS tall?"EVEN HER BOOTS?"Would I LIE to you?"SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY!"Yeah, THIS is TRUE."DON`T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THESTUFF THAT YOU DO?"Well, you know, I can`t complain when the checks come through..."WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY,Oh yeah?`N I WANT MY BEERHah!SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP!NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR?Look:"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man!I mean, I am THE DEVIL, do you UNDERSTAND?Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for yourTITTIES AND BEER?I suppose you noticed this littleCONTRACT here..."YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE!Don`t call me that!THAT`S ABOUT THE ONLY REASONI LEARNED WRITIN` FOR!GIMME THAT PAPER! BET YER HORNS I`LL SIGN!BECAUSE I NEED A BEER, `N IT`S TITTY-SQUEEZIN` TIME!"Man, you can`t fool ME! You ain`t THAT bad!Oh yeah?Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I`VE HAD!There was MILHOUS NIXON `N AGNEW TOO!`N both of those suckers was WORSE `N YOU!"LET`S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINKTHAT`S TRUEI MEAN, YOU`RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO...WHATCHAGONNA DO?HEH? Now hold on just a second...You wanna make a deal with me hah?Yeah!Well ah, I don`t know man, you know...I just don`t know about this...What?See, cause I...Listen, you`re...are you losing your nerve?No man, it ain`t got nothin` to do with nerve...You`re supposed to be the devil!It`s got to do...You`re supposed to be bad!It`s got to do with style, fool!I don`t know if you`ve the right style to get into hell,you know...Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to Godtruth,I`m very short on style as a matter of fact...Yeah, I know...that`s...that`s what makes me wonderBut I have...I, I think I have something thatyou may be interested in...What is that?You can have my soulIt`s a mean little sucker`Bout a thousand years oldBut once you gets itYou can`t give it backYou gotta keep it foreverAn` that`s a natural fact!Ooh wee!Do you read me devil?Oh yeah!What? Am I supposed to be scared, man?Oh yeah, Reety, aw-righty!Oh yeah, that`s real tough!I bet you`re real bad!Listen fool, you`ve got to prove to me that you`re roughenough to get into hellThat you`ve got the style enough to get into hellSo start talkin`...Alright, lemme tell ya somethin`Alright!I`ll prove to you that I`m bad enough to go to hellYeah!Because I have been through it!Yeah!I have seen it!Yeah!It has happened to me!Yeah!Remember, I was signed with Warner Brothersfor eight fuckin` years!!!Tell me about it!Now you`re talkin` about something!Now how bad is that?That sounds good to me, motherfucker!So move right alongTell me what your interests are, you know...if we`re gonna come to some kind of agreement,I`ve got to know what you`re all about, you know...`Cause I don`t know if you`re the right type for the...for the place, you knowLook...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you seeOK...My problem is that I don`t belong anywhereAha...You see... I don`t even belong where you are, you seeI hope not!I, I`m a simple person, you knowI have very small desires in lifeTitties `n beer, you knowNo! What?Titties `n beer!No! No man, you`re joking...Titties `n beer, titties `n beer, titties `n beer...What? No! No please... No! Not that! Oh no man, no!Titties `n beer, titties `n beer, titties `n beer...No! No! No! No! No! Not titties `n beer!Oh I can`t stand titties `n beer!...Titties `n beer, titties `n beer, titties `n beer...(I`m in you! I`m in you!)Oh no! No! No! Wait...Ah! Look at this! What am I gonna do with this thing?...Wait, wait, please no!Hey! Look at this! "No! Don`t sign it! Give me time to think!...hold on a second, boy, `cause...that`sMAGIC INK!" Then THE DEVIL barfed`N out jumped my girlThey heard the TITTIES PLOP-PLOPPIN`All around the world, she said: "I GOT THREE BEERS `N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,AN` I`M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO FUCKYOU CLOWNS!" Then she gave us THE FINGER!(It was rigid `n stiff)That`s when THE DEVIL, she FARTEDAn` SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF!THE DEVIL WAS MAD!(I took off to my pad)I swear I DO DECLARE!How did SHE get BACK THERE?I swear I DO DECLARE!How did SHE get BACK THERE?I swear I DO DECLARE!How did SHE get BACK THERE?I swear I DO DECLARE!How did SHE get BACK THERE? Alright!

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Titties `N` Beer

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