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Freak Kitchen

Mr Kashchei and the 13 prostitutes

  progressive metal  hard rock  metal  progressive rock  heavy metal
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"New in town? Got it all, yaВґ wanna buy a gram?Funny accent, a Russian in Amsterdam?Looking for a job or need a place to stay?Go see Kashei..."What the hell, I said, how bad can it be?And checked the address the guy gave to meThe letters were smudged, "Dead knight district"?!?A name for a derelict..."Zdrastvujtje! My name is IvanIs this the right place? IВґm here to see a manA Mr Kashchei", I was invited inTo "The House of Sin"...Then the world exploded, the only thing I recallBefore I woke up, tied to a concrete wall"Let me introduce myself and welcome to my clubIВґm your local Beelzebub"What am I doing here?What in the name of a HunPowder all around meSmoke that makes me dizzyUnfamiliar devicesWomen smiling temptingSyringes injectingLies and pseudo paradisesFake paradises...While tied to the wall, Ivan, who was to naive to fathom the shit he was in, made semi-romantic moves (well, since he was tied up) on one of the girls in KashcheiВґs harem. IvanВґs innocent, Irkutskian eyes made a monumental impression on the somewhat jaded girl and she rediscovered feelings she thought were dead and buried a long ago. Love was in the maruana air...The evil Mr Kashchei and his sinister drug pushers, whom he provisioned with free dope to keep them ignorant and dumb, had settled back for a few ZВґs. Meanwhile, Ivan was cut loose by his new found love and they decided it was time they leave. So did the other girls who were fed up spending time in the thick of things.All of a sudden Kashchei opened his eyes and instantly aware of what was going down he unleashed his thunderous rage. "No one fucks with Kashchei! Nikto ne ebat so mnoj! Especially not whores and cocksuckers named Ivan! ", he screamed furiously, his appearance all the more frightening.A few of the pushers vaguely percieved the tumult but were too stoned to ascertain the circumstances and retired, contented, to their state of inhaled bliss.However, one of the girls knew about KashcheiВґs AchillesВґ heel; (ironically) that hard boiled Satanic, son-of-a-bitch, son-of-a-Hun was allergic. She managed to sneak out the back door in search of some kind of animal, preferably a cat or a dog. In a streetcorner lay a Dutch shepherd with orange fur and a puzzled look that became more puzzled as the girl picked him up and dashed back to "The House of Sin". The dog, friendly by nature, mistook KashcheiВґs shouting and waving for an invitation to play and leaped up on his chest causing an immediate hypersensitive reaction, leaving the drug dealing pimp panting on the floor, Delft-blue in the face...Ivan and the former 13 prostitues escaped and took the first available flight out of the country, whose destination happened to be Portugal. The heroic dog was quickly named "Lucifers" ("Fire" in Dutch) at the airport before checking into quarantine.Ivan and company now live as suburban idiots, and love it, in a commune outside of Lisbon.Mr Kashchei got arrested but avoided custody since drug dealing hardly ainВґt a crime in the Netherlands anymore. He later moved to Copenhagen and became a politician. His pusher dudes are still wandering about the streets of Amsterdam in their purple haze...

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