Текст песни Grandmaster Flash - Underarms
Grandmaster Flash - Underarms слова песни
Well you got a hot date and you wanna be flyThrow on a Gucci blazer and a Gucci tieNot a hair out of place,a freshly-shaved faceYou think you`re walkin` out the house with style and grace(Don`t you)You pick up your girl and take her to dinner`Cause when the night is over you think you`re gonna win herThen you move real close using all your charmAnd then your girl says "Baby guess that"(I smell your underarms)That odor,it`s ringin` out loud and clear as a bellYou can`t hear it because you`re immune to the smellI describe your aroma as foul and patheticAnd they can use your odor as the latest anestheticNow I know that it`s stone cold funk,I can tell`Cause it`s written all over by the way you smellThat funk the aroma,that smell,that scentYou`ll be arrested for malicious body odor intentYour odor going `round,doin` people bodily harmAnd then somebody turned around and said(I smell your underarms)You woke up late for work usin` the same old lineDon`t think I`m gonna wash my underarms this timeThe more you ignore,the worse the smell growsAnd you pick out all clothes by using your noseIt was the rush hour when I was on the trainAnd the smell of underarms was drivin` me insaneIt was a sure-fire way of bringing me to my deathI couldn`t hold a conversation,I was holding my breathAnd you cold see the funk just like a cloud in the airWas homeboy sittin` next to me,I swear!And when I saw the direction this girl was leaningYou could hear homebody`s underarms just screaming(ugh.....)(I smell your underarms)Hanging at a party one night,all aloneSippin` on a bottle of Dom PerignonThe crowd was on the floor,rocking the beatSmelling like thay ain`t bathed since last weekThe smell was all through the house,cold rockin` the placeThe funk fill the air like a fresh can of MaceWhen you raised your hands I had to sound tha alarmA girl said "Look,there`s Monster growin under his arm"We were so shocked we couldn`t even run (uhgh)And they declared his arm public enemy number oneNow throw your hands in the air,if you want to party hardNow put your hands back down,everybody`s,`causeYou didn`t use Right Guard(I smell your underarms)