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[Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra
Hymen, and Beefcake The Mighty]

[Scroda:]

GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty
Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies.
Your turds have more power than mere human feces
Let`s use it`s great power to recover the pieces

[The Toilet:]

Hey! Hey jackass!
Yea You!
You got to love me sooo good!
Yea, yea you can depend on me
Depending on, if my water`s on...
if my pipe`s unglogged...
Ahhhhh if you`re water-logged...
Baby, I am the hole I am your toilet bowl I`ll suck your soul
Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! ahhhh.

[Scroda:]

Coated in shit I give all you desire
Mystical doorway swimming in mire
We`ll use the plunger if blockage won`t budge
It`s a door through the plane of fudge

[Oderus:]

So many times I have found you, still I always piss on the ground
Now that I can use you I`m gonna stop fucking around
If you need shit, then I got shit
On that you can depend I`ll pump your stump,
you fuckin` hump, my crappy, crap-caked friend

[All:]

The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods
Let`s pay it tribute and bury our wads

[Beefcake:]

I think we know what it`s all about.
Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out.

[Slymenstra:]

I am a woman and I have my needs.
You can never really know just where or when I`ll bleed
You need my egg, I need your seed
But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed!

[Toilet:]

Yea, I`ll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree
Just keep that fucking tampon away from me.

[Slymenstra:]

Take in this world, it`s sooo beautiful...
Filthy humans, you`re all so full of it...
That which you can`t stand you can`t understand
Speak the mystic words and bring forth
a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me.

[Oderus:]

Cross the river, leave the abyss
Give the seat of the toilet a kiss

[Beefcake:]

Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words.
Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd.

[Toilet:]

Yea! Here it comes baby,
I`m dropping my load
I`m ain`t just on it,
I am the commode! Ahhh!

[Scroda:]

The power of the toilet must never be abused
He must be plunged, he must be sponged, or carnage could ensue.
If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive.
Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn`t that be a surprise!

Gwar

Jiggle The Handle

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