Текст песни Hilltop Hoods - The Certificate
Hilltop Hoods - The Certificate слова песни
The certified have arrived, extraordinaire extravagantBeers like confidence, man I`m drinkin` until I`m arrogantCause I`m a cocky fuck, Hit your girl and I knock her upGirly what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)Rappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we workThey try hard to (sherm) like fat guys swimming in T-shirtsResearch your Oz hip-hop, before you step to usAnd if you step, hands around your throat like a necklaceMissed the drum, young ladies gimme a callMy number`s written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom wallI`m slightly easy and a try bit sleazyWith a wood of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim BeazleyMy theory is, never touch the mic quite seriousA kid goes out on dates later than their next periodMy crews got it made, rockin the placeWith more dope rappers to match every branch here to colonnadeIt`s Certified Wise, no need to tell you againBecause these cunts can be so funky that the smell would offendA dyke`s girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall weThis rowdy crowd of MC`s and DJ`s know how to pound beatsLike kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreetsSo much work went into this to line the notes of fact sheetsLike black sheep I`ve got two words for those who slept(nya, Nya nya nyoooo)You thought it was safe, well guess what (what?)Boys then beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what)Get up in there.Attack your mind, with a fine line when I find timeAnd I`ll find out that you`re walking if you`re talking the grape vineI`ll waste time. Need to take on the job at hand.The skills for this professional typical certified wise manFrom Skybelleland, I`m becoming all your seeds and plantsSo take cover as I rave under a LaundromatEvery songs a collection of kids charmed livesLike the porn section of gary glitters hard drive