Текст песни Icp (insane Clown Posse) - Halloween On Military Street
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Halloween On Military Street
Chorus:
Fuck damnit, another Halloween
People on Military know what this means
Houses on fire, their blowin up cars
Creatures on the streets, and razor blades in candy bars.
/End Chorus
Went to trick or treat the first house on my block,
Spit in my face and gave me a rock,
I tried to give it back and said I`ll take nothing instead,
Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the head,
Walked to the next house directly next door,
And there I found an old lady dead on the floor,
I said excuse me miss, but do you have a treat?
She lifted her leg and scraped flakes off her dead feet,
I ran to the next house happy and giddy,
There I seen a fat woman holding up her titty,
I said "Trick or treat" she said "Treat or trick"
And squeezed on her titty until it fucken.....its to sick!
The next house I was set back in the woods,
I was a little frightened but fuck I want the goods,
I knocked on the door, I heard a knock back,
And then I heard "Come in" and yo I`m like, Fuck That!
This house belongs to Ms. Cherryspoon,
She said "Drop your drawers and your treat is commin` soon"
I quickly grew a stiffy but kept my eye`s shut,
A hand came out the mail chute and flicked me in the nuts
I wobbled to the next house ready for the worst
And chillen in the drive was a long black hearse
I rung the door-bell and said "Is anybody home?"
Of course little boy have a sugar coated kidney stone
I walked in the field and to the next crib,
It`s friendly Mrs. Witherbee in her cooking bib,
I said "How bout some candy?"
She said "How bout instead,
a nice hot fresh home made loaf of yeast infection bread?"
My bag became heavy so I rest on the curb,
And riding on his bike, here comes little Larry Shurd,
I snuk up behind him, and kicked `em off his seat,
I punched `em in the neck and power bombed `em in the street!
Now my sack of candy has doubled in size,
Up to the next house for my scary prize,
I`m like Trick or Treat, Trick, Treat, Tricky, Dick,
He opened up the door slapped my lips and didn`t give me shit,
Rocks through his window and ran across the street,
To the big mansion,
I`m in for a treat,
I dinged on the dong, and here comes the butler,
A big gumpy, tall ass lurch lookin muther fucker,
I said "Hello Mr. is there somethin for my sack?"
He reached into his pocket but I think he hurt his back,
It`s taken him an hour, my bag is open ready,
But then he finally dropped it in my sack, a fucken penny,
The next house is abandoned so forget it,
But wait a minute,
I think somebody`s livin in it,
I ran up to the porch,
"Trick or Treat you can`t hide"
It was a crackhead he crawled in my bag and died,
The next house was mine, the last on the block,
My mothers sitting on the porch shining up her glock,
I climbed on the roof with my brother Jump Steady,
And we yelled:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND CLOWN LOVE TO THE WHOLE CITY!!
<Repeat Chorus 4 Times>