Текст песни Icp (insane Clown Posse) - The Neden Game
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"Let`s meet contestant number oneHe`s a skitsofrantic, serial killer clownWho says, "woman love his sexy smile"Let`s find out if his charm will work on SharonSharon, what`s your question?""Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last foreverSo let`s say you were to come over to my parent`s houseAnd have dinner with me and my familyTell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick"[Violent J]Let`s see, uh, well, I`d have to think about itI might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt itI`d probably just show up naked like I always doAnd lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!"Hurry up bitch, I`m hungry, I smell spaghettiI`d pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissedI`d have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!It`s dinner time, we hearing grace from your motherI pull a forty out and pour some for your little brotherI`m steady staring at your sister, I`ll tell you thisYou know for only 13, she got some big titsAfter that, your dad will try to jump againAnd only this time, I`d put the forty to his chinAfter you mom does the dishes and the silverwareI`d dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear"Now, let`s me contestant number twoHe`s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freakWho works for the Dark CarnivalHe says women call him stretch nutsSharon, let`s hear your question""I like a man who`s not afraid to show his true emotionsA man who expresses himself in his own special wayNumber two, if you fell in love with meExactly how would you let me know?"[Shaggy 2 Dope]First thing, I could never love youYou sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!But if I did, I`d probably show you that I careBy taking all these other motherfuckers outta hereI`d go through your phone book and whack em allAnd find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)Anyone who looked at you, would have to payI`d be blowing fucking nuggets off all dayI`d grab your titties and stretch em down past your waistLet em go, and watch em both spring up in your faceI`d sing love songs to you, the best I canGet you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!When we go to the beach and walk through the sandI throw a little in your face and say, I`m just playinAs you spit it all out, I`d rub your backAnd grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!"Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, SharonIt`s a touch choice so farSharon, let`s have your last question andSee which one is going to win the rights to your neden""Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at thesame time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? Well, whoever`s the smoothest wins!"[Violent J]Okay, first I`d slide up to the barAnd tell you that I can`t believe how fucking fat you areI`d tell that I like the way you make your titties shakeAnd if you lost a little weight, you`d look like Rickie Lake![Shaggy 2 Dope]Fuck that, you`d be jocking me quickI`d order you a drink and stir it with my dickAnd then to get your attention in the crowded placeI`d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face[Violent J]Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that`ll get herTell her that`s she fat, yeah, that`ll work even betterLook, fuck you, I got a strong rapShit, you don`t want contestant number twoHe`s mad-whack[Violent J]I walk into a bar and there he wasStanding up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck itIt was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llamaDamn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!