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Текст песни Insane Clown Posse - If

Insane Clown Posse - If слова песни

If I was your tv I`d be like "Look at me"If I was a shooting star I`d be like "Peace!"If I was a fat bitches thong I`d be like "Hell naw!`If I was a hotties thong I`d be like "Awwww..."If I was a cuss word I`d just be like "fuck"If I was a rock on the moon I`d be chillin` like "Sup?"If I was a butthole I`d just be an exitIf I was the D.O.C. I`d be like "man this is bullshit"If I was the tires on your car I`d be like "NEEEAAAWWW"If I was the bumper on your car I`d be like "Aww fuck"If I was a balloon I`d be like "pap"If I was Allysa Milano I`d be fucking Joe BruceIf I was a radio DJ I`d probably say "the point 103"If I was a richy ass bitch I`d be like "umm...ok"If I was Spin magazine I`d put me on the cover and be like "fuck us! AndI won`t read this, even us motherfucker!"If I was your mental stress I`d be catching upIf I was your headaches every now and then I`d be like "THONNNKK!!"If I was your tongue I`d be hating your teeth I`d be like "Man why doyou try to bite me every time we try to eat?"If I was a chair I`d be like "Sit here"If I was Kid Rock I`d cut my feathered wolf hairIf I was your muffler I`d be like "Shhh, quietly"If I was a price tag I`d be like "You ain`t buying me"If I was a fresh ass DJ I`d be like [records scratch]If I was Jam Master J I`d be like [records scratch]If I was a cheap clock radio I`d be like [static]"Tune that motherfucker in"If I was Barry White I`d be like "What up y`all?"If I was nipple in the cold I`d be like "Boing"If I was your dead uncle I`d be like "....."If I was a raindrop I`d just be like "drip"And If I had an ax to your neck I might say "CHOP!"[Chorus]If I was, if I was, but I`ll never beIf I was, if I was, but I`ll never beIf I was, if I was, but I`ll never beIf I was, if I was, but I`ll never beIf I was, if I was, but you`re killing meIf I was, if I was. but you`re killing meIf I was a Faygo at one of our shows, I`d fly through the air into andocean of juggalosIf I was Andre The Giant "This is how I`d be talking"If I was Father MC I`d be like "Now what happened?"If I was a mirror, I`d find another mirror and look each other dead in the eye, crystal clearIf I was a slider I`d slide out your buttI`d be floatin` in your toilet lookin` at you like "What?"If I was a pilot I`d be like "This is air traffic control"If I was John Denver I`d be like "Nooooooo!!!!"If I was a switch I`d be like "Flick me, yoo-hoo"If I was a London cop car I`d be like "Wee-oop wee-oop"If I was Chewbacca I`d get a fresh ass fadeIf I was Vanilla Ice I`d be like "Fuck y`all. I`m still paid"If I was a stop sign I`d just be like "Stop"If I was your wooden leg I`d still be giving you the hip-hop [Chorus}

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