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Текст песни Insane Clown Posse - Joker`s Wild

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[crowd]Heeeyyyyyy!
Welcome to another exciting episode of Daray`s #1 game show: The Joker`s
Wild!
Shaggy, tell us something about tonight`s contestants.
HA HAHA Hey, mudda fuckas! Get ready for the killer show for this bitch!
We got a cop,
we got a judge, and we got a redneck. So step the fuck up and
play The Joker`s Wild!
(WooHoo!)
Everybody smile!
Guess who`s back on your underground dial! (who?)
It`s the game show host wit the most (Violent J)
And tonight we gonna have a little pig roast. (hehe-huh)
Top copper! It`s been a long while!
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle.
Mr. Big Man packin` that steel.
But tonight you ain`t shit. Now spin the fuckin` wheel!
Looks good nice try! Now let`s see just how you gon` die!
Lucky, lucky, it landed on Carpenter Jed.
He just pounds nails in your forehead.
The pig got lucky that time. But let`s take a look.
Who`s next down the line. Oh, the 43rd District Judge.
Hey pal! Remember me? You threw me in jail!
Take a spin or I`ll snap your neck. The clicker`s landed.
Let me check. The Jookie, hey it ain`t bad at all.
We just cut your face off and slap your skull. ~slap!~
Who`s next for the games and fun? Hillbilly Earl, C`mon down! Run!
The redneck that sic`ed his dog on me.
Now that`s gonna cost you a spin buddy!
Spin around and around it goes! Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes!
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile.
Anything goes on the Joker`s Wild.
"Tell me. Who killed seventeen people and later ate their
dead bodies?"
~timer clicking~
"Jeffrey Dommer?"
"No! The correct answer would be your mother!"
"WAAA!"
"Shaggs?"
"Aww shit, mutha fuckas. Get ready for round 2 in this bitch!
So if you want your fuckin` neckbone chopped, step the fuck up
and play The Joker`s Wild!"
Ya like big money and prizes don`t ya?
You`d probably kill for a big prize won`t ya?
You little bitch! It`s your turn to spin. (ding ding ding)
"Free money!"
Now spin again. Oh goody, now unzip your drawers.
I`m gonna clip this chain on your balls!
Raise you upsidedown for the big batta.
Now we bust your head like a piniata! (Yeahhhh!!)
The audience loves that shit!
Listen to `em scream when your forehead splits
Wait, cut to a break! Oh shit dat-damn uh, we got guts on the camera.
"The Joker`s Wild is brought to you by:" "Faygo!"
Everybody sing! "Send yo` momma straight up to tha sto`!
Tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo!"
Welcome back to the carnival show! Here`s your chance for the
big money cash flow!
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever! Joker, Joker, Lemon!
We sever your head! Pick a door! 1,2,or 3
It`s the same behind every door, me!
There`s no escape. Now gimme that bald head!
The crowd can`t help, look, their all dead!
And they just watchig their doom.
We broadcast from hell to your living room.
I ripped off his neckbone, wicked clown style.
Anything goes on The Joker`s Wild.
"It`s time to play hit or miss! Contestant #1, open your mouth!
Contestant #2,
get ready!
Will he hit or miss?"
~spear hitting~
"He Hit!"
[crowd] Yeaahhhhh!
"What`s next?!"
"We got money, we got cash, we got prizes! We got blood,
we got cocks, we got naked dead bitches! On The Joker`s Wild!"I
got my yellow suit, and my purple tie.
Somebody`s gonna die! Oh, my!
It`s Mr. Thompson my next door neighbor.
Always bitchin`! Yellin` from the kitchen... window.
See he died then he went to hell, though.
We meet again! I got my own game show.
Spin the wheel `cuz I just can`t fuck around.
~Rrrrrrinnnnnnngg!~
"Bonus round!"
Oh, shit! The end of the game. Bonus round.
We goin out with a bang! You got a chance for money and prizes!
You got a chance at death too! (eheheh)
So get ready, I`m comin` at ya fast!
Your chance for freedom at last!
Four questions. So are ya ready Jack?
"Uhhh, I-I think so..."
Load the gun!
"The governor..."
"Beechpot?"
"Yes! The square root of 2..."
"Uhhh..."
"Correct! Nutsacks don`t belong in..."
"Buttcracks?"
"Richboys eat..."
"Caviar?"
"NOOO! The correct answer is `bullets`!"
~machine gun fire~
"Oh hoho! Oho Geez! Oh! Well, this is Big Chipperwinks saying
`so long` till next week folks! Seeya later! Goodbye!"
~laughing in the background~
That`s it. Go home.
crowd: Awwwwww!

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