Текст песни J. Geils Band - No Anchovies Please
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J. Geils BandNo Anchovies PleaseThis is the story of a young couple in Portland, Maine.While waiting for her husband Don to return home from work, she reaches fora can of anchovies. As she spreads the tiny fish across a piece of lettuce,she notices a small note at the bottom of the can. Written on it is atelephone number. Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don`t move, lady, we`llbe right over." Placing the phone back on the hook, she turns to see threesmartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway. Before she realizeswhat is happening to her, she is rolled tightly in long sheets of cellophane,transported to an international airport, and placed on a waiting jet-liner.All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out.Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation("Dalas nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc neewteb ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg aekat t`nseod ti."). Alone, fearing her escape impossible, she seeks comfortin the arms of a confidential agent. With the trace of her kiss still warmupon his lips, he betrays her to the hands of three scientists who areengaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously performed only oninsects and other small, meaningless creatures. Using her as their subject,they are delighted with the results. For the first time, a human being istransformed into a ("shhh... it`s secret").Meanwhile, back in Portland, Maine...Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day, sits at alocal bar and has a few beers with the regulars. Bored, everyone`sattention turns to the television set that just hangs from the wall.("Welcome to Bowling for Dollars"). Suddenly, crazy Al says, "S-say, Don,there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball." To which aterrified Don replies, "Oh my God! That bowling ball! It`s my wife!"And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order,don`t forget to say, "No anchovies please."