Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince

I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson

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2 old men:hey...hey Leroy...Leroy yeahdid you hear about that boy Mike Tyson? Mike...Mike Tyson he`s the boy that played football from Montreal ain`t he?no no you old coop, he a...he a boxer man yeahlet me tell ya I went to his fight a couple months ago.I seen him hit this boy, and he hit the boy so hardhis head flew off into the eigtheenth row (laughing)they had to get his head out of the eighteenth row [Prince & Jeff]I was in Jeff`s crib one night about eightand we were watchin`a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapesJeff was like... man, you see how hard Mike`s punchin`?come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin`left, right, left, right, another K.O.if that was me I`d a been ok thoughthe very next day I gave Russell a ringwith J.L. and Omar we all called Don KingI said `yeah, Don I got a problem tell `em Prince`yeah what`s up? what you sayin? you tryin` to solve `em?``forget the small talk let`s get to the nitty gritty``me and Mike, two months, Trump, Atlantic City` yo, you got this you gonna bust dude upyeah, you can be my trainer word up?I`m rough like a freight train smooth like iceand yo Jeff, straight up, I think I can Mike Tyson man, you can beat him, you can beat himyo man, word upyo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this you can do itNewspaper boy, old men:extra, extra read all about itFresh Prince challenges Iron Mike Tyson to a fight(laughing)ah he`s crazyain`t that the boy who knocked the guy`s head in the fifthteen row?hey Leroy, you read the paper?that boy done lost his man[Prince, Barber]there was press conference to see what training I was doingbefore then I had never heard reporters booingcameras flashing I was in the middleI didn`t wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a littleI said uh I been training 2o hours a daylifting big old cars and big bails of hay (that`s what he`s doin`)and I run 10,000 miles every morningthinkin` about Mike and my moment of glory(tell `em more)I drink water 20 gallons a popand I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block(he can do it too)and 4 million sit ups...in a minute......I ain`t lying I did it(he done it)the general public thought I was a foolI was gettin` dissed but I guess that was coolwell gettin` dissed is never goodbut I was even gettin` dissed in my old nieghborhoodI was at the corner at the top of my blockthere was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shopit was Larwence, my barber, and Frannyhe yelled out hey, Prince, you can win!I said `really?` and I stopped to chat you could beat him man, if you hit him wit a bat ha ha...you gon` get whipped but can I have your shoes when he break your neck?everybody was laughin` out loudI thought at least my own Grandma would be proudI went to her house and snuck in to surpise herI heard her on the phone(a thousand bucks on Tyson)[Prince, Ring Announcer]it`s fight day and man am I hypedwoah I can`t wait to see Mikeboy I`m hyped ready to be my thingTrump Castle Casino in this corner...weighing in at a mere 165 pounds, the Lighting Rodent, the Fresh Prince! (booing) and in this corner... the heavyweight champion of the world... Iron Mike Tyson (cheering)I came out hustling sliding and grabbingslippin` and dippin` hustlin` and jabbin`for a second I looked good out therebut then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmareone punch, that`s all it took (oooh)he hit me in my ribs and my insides shooknow how can I say this and be a little discreetlet`s just say that my bowels releasedI called timeout and went back to my cornersaid to my coach `ain`t no way I`m goin`the hell back out there, man you can`t forget it`my body`s like a punchin` bag and Mike is gonna (hit it)they tried to make me go meet my doombut I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing roomthe next day the headline in the town`Fresh Prince breaks camp, Tyson wins first round`some fool asked why I ran awayI said `a good run is better than a bad stand anyday`my career is over as far as fightin`but I don`t know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson2 old men:hey Leroy! yeahdid you see the fight? did you see the fight? the..the..the football player?no the boxer, come on manI was at the fight last nightI paid four hundred and seventy fo` thousand dollarsfor my ticket right... ah, you weren`t at no fight I seen you around here last night..and the boy..the boy ran out the ring you always lyingI ain`t lying... you lie to your grandkids....I seen it... ...you been lying ever since you was a little kid...Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs, and his leg fell offhis leg fell off and it fell over... ...you always lying...and it knocked the HBO camerman`s camera fell out his handI said, god damn, I couldn`t beleive it Leroyyou shoulda been there...you definetly shoulda been there ...I was right next to you playin` checkers

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