Текст песни John Prine - Dear Abby
John Prine - Dear Abby слова песни
Dear abby, dear abby ...My feet are too longMy hairs falling out and my rights are all wrongMy friends they all tell me that Ive no friends at allWont you write me a letter, wont you give me a callSigned bewilderedBewildered, bewildered...Chorus:You have no complaintYou are what your are and you aint what you aintSo listen up buster, and listen up goodStop wishing for bad luck and knocking on woodDear abby, dear abby...My fountain pen leaksMy wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaksEvery side I get up on is the wrong side of bedIf it werent so expensive Id wish I were deadSigned unhappyUnhappy, unhappy...Repeat chorusDear abby, dear abby...You wont believe thisBut my stomach makes noises whenever I kissMy girlfriend tells me its all in my headBut my stomach tells me to write you insteadSigned noise-makerNoise-maker, noise-makerRepeat chorusDear abby, dear abby...Well I never thoughtThat me and my girlfriend would ever get caughtWe were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breezeWith her hair up in curlers and her pants to her kneesSigned just marriedJust married, just married...Repeat chorus