Текст песни Kid Rock - Trippin` With Dick Vitale
Kid Rock - Trippin` With Dick Vitale слова песни
Dum diti dum dang dang di dum2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum 1 bum said look Jack I`m the shitput his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glueshe never liked me and I know that`s true Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattooNo one loves me and no one caresand all I ever get is funny stares I can`t help it if I`m nothin but a winoso I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos Stealin` bottles of booze outta A & PI know a girl at Denny`s and I always eat free Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapperfor Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper I`m so dapper u can call me Danbut they call me round eye when I`m chilin in Japan Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain`t no dikebut fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like I like bean burritos from Taco BellI like trippin on acid with Dick Vitale My hair ain`t plastic and my clothes aren`t clashin`I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90`s fashion Took too many many trip and now I can`s stop trippinmy mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen U think u toke tuff I`d disagreenobody blows more doobs than Richard D. I get ill on hoes who I know ain`t fertileI`m a real jet setter like Cecil turtle I`m down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Gloverand while I`m at it muther fuck fat ass Sally Struthers U look fine girl kinda undercoverbut I can`t fuck ya cuz you look like my mother I said dang digee dang di dang dangit ain`t Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the stripwith all them mother fuckers who slang that shit U know I`m a pimp hold my dick like a holsteru sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" Lifes a big joke and that`s how it strikes mebut fuck it cuz I know "Somebody up there likes me." Assholes are only assholes, fo sho`