Текст песни Landau James E.f - Let`s Set A Date
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(Parody of "Let`s Do It, Let`s Fall in Love")MELANIEWhen the little green snakeWith its skin inclined to flakeHAKEEMWhen the little green frogIn the shallows of the bogTurns all red;(It looks dead!)MELANIEWhen the little green toadIn the middle of the roadGets squashed flatOver atThe debate;HAKEEMThen that means it`s our turnTo go ahead and learnTo dateHAKEEM & MELANIEAnd that`s why . . .Whites do it, Blacks do it,Ashkenazim and Cossacks do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.In St. Vincent, Grenadines do it,People in the Philippines do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.In Myanmar, Burmans and Mons do it,So do Arakanese;Karens and Shans do it,Quite as much as they please.Marshallese, I believe, without leave do it,Israelis living down in Tel Aviv do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.PAULSephardic Jews do it, Sioux do it,Even ni-Vanuatus do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Vaticans would, could they date, do it,Free love vendors at the Haight do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.The Ainu in old Japan do it,And Chamorros in Guam;Folks in Iran do it,(In Vietnamese accent) As well as the Cham,In Vi-et-nam.Basques by the Bay of Biscay do it,Romantic Latins throughout Uruguay do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.SARAHSubversive Reds in Kiev do it,Same-sex couples in S.F. do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Veronans, now without feuds, do it,Amish teens, if they`re not prudes, do it.Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Even the Kukukuku do it,Although it may seem odd;The Arabs, too, do it,From Beirut to Riyadh;Lasses and lads, in Scotch plaids, do it,And, peripatetically, Nomads do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.ALANIn Brooklyn, bees do it, birds do it,Welsh, pursued by the tabloids, do it.Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Amadores, en Perú, do it,Ne Nihon no zaibatsu do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.The males in Rome`s chaparrals did it,With the opposite sex;Neanderthals did it,As well as the Aztecs.And then, of course, ancient Norse did it,Indulgent Classic Greeks without remorse did it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.TRINAThe Cajuns, while they`re still young, do it,Mauritanians and Hmong do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.French-kissing French, mouth-to-mouth, do it,Even rednecks, in the South, do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Less Puritanic Bombays do it,Though it seems out of place;It`s rumored, Greys do it,Somewhere out there in space.Outside the shrines, Palestines do it,All their concupiscent concubines do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.PAULBrazilians down in Brazil do it,Iraqis who have time to kill do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Polish Jews in the shtetlach do it,Even Ulsters by the loch do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Hell`s Angels down in L.A. do it,For a heavenly time;Folks in Norway do it,They`re just as hot as I`m!Among the Moors, paramours do it,Moroccans, too, who know how it allures do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.ALANThe Swedes, more than you can tell, do it,Cubans, even with Fidel, do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Rebellious Shakers, perhaps, do it,Even Zyrians and Lapps do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.The Chinese in Chinatown do it,They go out for chow mein;Magindasaon do it,Like the Spaniards in Spain.Creoles, on trips, on cruise ships, do it,In Long Beach, California, Bloods and Crips do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.SARAHIn nature, black channel bass do it,Pairs of cichlids in their glass do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Some frenzied monkeys, we see do it,Once per life can each drone bee do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.The lovebirds up in the air do it,In their flashing display;Lice in your hair do it,What`s the use of louse spray?The whole world gabs of how crabs do it,Even little fruit flies in the labs do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Sidewinders, down by the sage, do it,Axolotls underage do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.In cages, albino mice do it,Even birds-of-paradise do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Vampire bats, as they fly, do it,Hope they get their lips wiped;Grey octopi do it,They begin to turn striped.Oysters, perplexed how they`re sexed, do it,Bookworms, as according to the text, do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.TRINABacilli, mildew and mold do it,Rusts, though dating must get old, do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Seaweed and kelp, on the sand, do it.Streptococci, I can`t stand, do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.Yeast strains with none else to do do it,In the scientist`s cup;Amoebas, too, do it,Though they always split up.The most discreet young gametes do it,Even syphilitic spirochaetes do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.SARAHArundas, don`t ask me why, do it,Though they`re simple, Tasaday do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.ALANCheyenne and Osage, they claim, do it,And Oneidas, all the same, do it,Let`s do it, let`s set a date.PAULThe Hopi and Navajo do it,The same with the Nez Perce;All tribes we know do it,In the whole universe.HAKEEM & MELANIE:So if the native CherokeeAnd the CreeDo it,I think it worthTo ask why on EarthCan`t we do it?[Or: Then tell me whyCan`t you and I --Can`t we -- do it?ALL STUDENTSSo, let`s do it,Let`s set a date.Let`s -- set -- a -- date.