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Текст песни lard - The Power Of Lard

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LardYou can see itIn the clouds up in the skyLardFloats by in clustersIn our water supplyLardIt`s all of us, manIn our pores and in our hairLard`sWhat we concealWith these corny clothes we wearLard is allLard is divineLard is controlLard whips and chains our soulLard, We carry credit cardsLard, We live in fear of artLard is the OMLard is revolutionLard is the tapewormIn the bottle of cheap tequilaThat comes alive at nightAnd sneaks upAnd bites your nippleLardLardNowadays, most of us need someoneTo run our personal lifeSomeone to see thatThe plants are watered,Someone to make sure the place is clean,Someone to make sure dinner is waiting,Someone to call for theatre tickets,Someone to make up those cheap excusesWhat we need isLard, The answerLard, The dancerLard, The ointmentLard, The dreamAbsorb itInflame itRespect itMolest itThe country right now just wants to beSoothed, and told it doesn`t have to pay orSacrifice or learnNo one is over the hillWhen the mountain comes to MohammedLardLardLardLard, We love to eatLard, We love to prayLard, Mold over mindLard, HoorayEvery time I take a crapIt`s a cosmic experienceReligion and chemicalsAre the key to the futureNext time we have sexJust pretend I`m Ed MeeseThe weasels have it down, manIt`s a whole new ageLardWhich would you preferA computer or a gunThe sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you knowPity the poor trainerIn the stable when the race horse fartsPoison oak really is The aphrodisiac of the GodsWhen people are asleepWe must all become alarm clocksHey, manLife is my collegeIt`s Dental Floss of the mindWho will babysit the babysittersEver hear about that guy in New York whose dickFell off in the bath after he shot it full of cokeIt`s OK to run out of butter in ZambiaJust smear squashed caterpillars on your toastWaiter, there`s a terrorist in my soupWhich came first- Max Headroom or Gerald FordAre you a man or are you a mouseIf you love your fun- Die for itAnd feelThe Power of LardThe Power of LardThe Power of LardThe Power of LardAvoid everything, etc