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Les Miserables

Master Of The House

  musicals  michael ball
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DrinkersCome on you old pestFetch a bottle of your bestWhat`s the nectar of the day? [Thenardier enters with a flask of wine.] ThenardierHere, try this lotGuaranteed to hit the spotOr I`m not Thenardier DrinkersGissa glass a` rumLandlord, over here! Thenardier[To himself] Right away, you scum[To customer] Right away, M`sieur DrinkersGod this place has gone to hellSo you tell me every yearMine host ThenardierHe was there so they say,At the field of WaterlooGot there, it`s trueWhen the fight was all throughBut he knew just what to doCrawling through the mudSo I`ve heard it saidPicking through the pocketsOf the English deadHe made a tidy scoreFrom the spoils of war ThenardierMy band of soaksMy den of dissolutesMy dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts.My sons of whoresSpent their lives in my innHoming pigeons homing inThen fly through my doorsAnd their money`s as good as yours DrinkersAin`t got a clueWhat he put in this stewMust have scraped it off the streetGod what a wine!Chateau Neuf de TurpentineMust have pressed it with his feetLandlord over here!Where`s the bloody man?One more for the road!Thenardier, one more slug o` gin.Just one more, or my old man is gonna do me in. [Thenardier greets a new customer.] ThenardierWelcome, M`sieurSit yourself downAnd meet the bestInnkeeper in townAs for the restAll of `em crooksRooking their guestsAnd cooking the booksSeldom do you seeHonest men like meA gent of good intentWho`s content to be Master of the houseDoling out the charmReady with a handshakeAnd an open palmTells a saucy taleMakes a little stirCustomers appreciate a bon-viveurGlad to do a friend a favorDoesn`t cost me to be niceBut nothing gets you nothingEverything has got a little price! Master of the houseKeeper of the zooReady to relieve `emOf a sou or twoWatering the wineMaking up the weightPickin` up their knick-knacksWhen they can`t see straightEverybody loves a landlordEverybody`s buxom friendI do whatever pleasesJesus! Won`t I bleed `em in the end! Thenardier & DrinkersMaster of the houseQuick to catch yer eyeNever wants a passerbyTo pass him byServant to the poorButler to the greatComforter, philosopher,And lifelong mate!Everybody`s boon companionEverybody`s chaperone ThenardierBut lock up your valisesJesus! Won`t I skin you to the bone! [To another new customer...] Enter M`sieurLay down your loadUnlace your bootsAnd rest from the roadThis weighs a tonTravel`s a curseBut here we striveTo lighten your purseHere the goose is cookedHere the fat is friedAnd nothing`s overlookedTill I`m satisfied Food beyond compareFood beyond beliefMix it in a mincerAnd pretend it`s beefKidney of a horseLiver of a catFilling up the sausagesWith this and that Residents are more than welcomeBridal suite is occupiedReasonable chargesPlus some little extras on the side!Charge `em for the liceExtra for the miceTwo percent for looking in the mirror twiceHere a little sliceThere a little cutThree percent for sleeping with the window shutWhen it comes to fixing pricesThere are a lot of tricks he knowsHow it all increasesAll those bits and piecesJesus! It`s amazing how it grows! Thenardier & ChorusMaster of the houseQuick to catch yer eyeNever wants a passerbyTo pass him byServant to the poorButler to the greatComforter, philosopher,And lifelong mate!Everybody`s boon companionGives `em everything he`s got ThenardierDirty bunch of geezersJesus! What a sorry little lot! Mme. ThenardierI used to dreamThat I would meet a princeBut God Almighty,Have you seen what`s happened since?Master of the house?Isn`t worth me spit!`Comforter, philosopher`- and lifelong shit!Cunning little brainRegular VoltaireThinks he`s quite a loverBut there`s not much thereWhat a cruel trick of natureLanded me with such a louseGod knows how I`ve lastedLiving with this bastard in the house! Thenardier & DrinkersMaster of the house! Mme. ThenardierMaster and a half! Thenardier & DrinkersComforter, philosopher Mme. ThenardierAh, don`t make me laugh! Thenardier & DrinkersServant to the poorButler to the great Mme. ThenardierHypocrite and toadyAnd inebriate! Thenardier & DrinkersEverybody bless the landlord!Everybody bless his spouse! ThenardierEverybody raise a glass Mme. ThenardierRaise it up the master`s arse AllEverybody raise a glass to the master of the house!

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