Текст песни Ll Cool J - 1-900-LL Cool J
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{*phone rings twice*}Yo.. "Hello 1-900-LL Cool J?"Yeah whassup? "Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?"Yeah I can do that, check this one out honeyI motivate, accelerateDevestate, and dominateI don`t smoke crack so I won`t lose weightGive me the {pussy} and the money and the mic and I`m straightGo to a resteraunt, give me steakThen cook my chicken with Shake`n`BakeI leave all the preachin to Reverand FlakeHow much money can one black man make? HuhI`m what`s known as a true dynamiterI write rhymes fast without a typewriterGo with the flow, but no, I`m not a biterCan`t compare a cock-a-roach and a spiderHell, you might as well get a glass of punchcause you`re bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huhAnd bitin my rhymes ain`t slickI got your gold teeth marks all over my {*phone rings*}Complications and aggravationAn unnecessary-sationI`m like Sunkist, good vibrationsYour al-blum, sounds like a compilationCool out, grab a seat and listen..cause I`ma start dismissinsucker MC`s who`s out there frontinTalkin all that yang, yo you smokin somethinShoulda treated me royal, yo he wasn`t loyalNow it`s all about chaos and turmoil.. gimme that microphoneI`ma show you the real meaning of the danger zone{*phone rings*}Yo.. "Hello is this 1-900-LL Cool J?"Yeah whassup? "Can you tell me what you do when you`re coolin out?"Yo check this outNow when I`m coolin out, no time for a grannyJust a fly girl in t-shirt and panties"Can LL {*censored*}?" Man, can he?I tell you what, give up the fannyCause on a bedroom tomb, J swiftNot too big, but nothin to play withIn addition, you on a missionYou need to audition for another positionDoin damage is a crew traditionName your next al-blum intermissionYou`re full of preservatives -- plus,you`re too conservativeI`m full of flair, savoir faire, debonairreThere`s no competition, for this hereSo don`t waste your time and breathI`m givin you all a big FMC`s I envelop.... as the song goes on, the rhyme developsI`m asiatic, acrobatic, charismaticYou don`t want no staticAnyway, I ain`t havin it!When I see the microphone -- I`m grabbin itPlug it in and take chargeLL XL, Xtra-LargeKnowhatI`msayin? Peace{*phone rings three times*}Hello? Hello whassup girl?How you doin girl? I been tryin to call you all day Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin some mo` HYPED up rhymes to meWord, I spoke to him today too - them rhymes WAS pumpin Well not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is hereAlright See-ya