Текст песни Ll Cool J - I`m Bad
Ll Cool J - I`m Bad слова песни
(Calling all cars, calling all cars...)(Be on the lookout for a tall light-skinned brother with dimples)(Wearing a black kangol, sweatsuit, gold chain, and sneakers)(Last seen on Farmers Boulevard headed east)(Alias L.L. Cool J)(He`s bad...)Aaaahhhhhhhhhh...No rapper can rap quite like I canI`ll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sandNot the last Mafioso I`m a MC copMake you say, "Go L.L. and do the wop"If you think you can outrhyme me, yeah boy I betCause I ain`t met a motherfucker who can do that yetTrendsetter I`m better my rhymes are goodI got a gourmet plate that says I wish you wouldAnd when rap begin then I gotta join in andBefore my rhyme is over you know I`m a winCool J has arrived so you better make wayAsk anybody in the crowd they say the kid don`t play!Sparring competition that`s my hobby and jobI don`t wear a disguise because I don`t own the mobGot a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trappedSo many girls on my jock I think my phone here is tappedI`m bad(Cool J)(Cool J)(Cool J)(C C C C Cool J J)(Cool J)(C C C C C C C Cool J J J J J)I`m like Tyson icin` I`m a soldier at warI`m makin` sure you don`t try to battle me no moreGot concrete rhymes been rappin` for ten years andEven when I`m braggin` I`m bein` sincereMC`s can`t win I make `em rust like tinThey call me Jaws my hat is like a shark`s finBecause I`m bad as can be got my voice all waxedSome brothers think he`s making records now he must have relaxedI couldn`t shouldn`t and it`ll stay that wayThe best rapper you`ve heard is L.L. Cool JKamikaze take a look at what I`ve doneUsed to rock in my basement now I`m number oneAnd can happen on time never standin` on limeYou wanna try me first you better learn how to rhymeI`m the pinnacle that means I reign supremeAnd I`m notorious I`ll crush you like a jelly beanI`m badI eliminate punks cut `em up in chunksYou were souped you heard me and your ego shrunkI`m devastating I`m so good it`s a shameCause I eat rappers like a cannibal they call me insaneI`m as strong as a bull of course you know I am pullI enjoy what I`m doing plus I`m paid in fullNot Buckaroo Bonsai but busted out as ISay the kind of rhymes that make MC`s withstand I tieNever retire or put my mike on the shelfThe baddest rapper in the history of rap itselfNot bitter or mad just provin` I`m badYou want a hit give me a hour plus a pen and a padMC`s they retreat cause they know I can beat `emAnd eat `em in a battle and the ref won`t cheat `emI`m the best takin` out all rookiesSo forget Oreos eat Cool J coookiesI`m bad(Cool J)(Cool J)(Cool J)(Cool J J J)(Cool J J J)(C Cool J)Never ever no neverNever wearin` no Levis battle me why tryI`ll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye byeSparrin` MC`s and I`m a never get withWhen I retire I`ll get worship like a old battleshipL.L. I`m bad other rappers knowWhen I enter the center they say, "Yo, yo there he go!"My paycheck`s large Mr. Bogart in chargeNot a puncher or hunter from a rap cool largeThe original Todd teachin` how to be hardTake the skin off a snake and split a pea from a podYou`re a novice I`m noble and I decipher my tongueNot Atilla the Hun but no I`m Threwler his sonMy vulture`s exact like rack and pinion in a JagYou try to brag you get your rhymes from a grab-bagNo good scavenger catfish vultureMy tongue`s a chisel in this competition sculptureI`m bad(Think I`m gonna need backup)(Think I`m gonna need backup)(What you need that for?)(Yo this is L.L. Cool J)(And you`ll never catch me so don`t even try it)(I`m too bad for ya, understand...)Aaaaaahhhh... I`m bad!