Текст песни Ll Cool J - You Can`t Dance, слова песни Ll Cool J

Текст песни Ll Cool J - You Can`t Dance

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He man, I`ve seen ya, think ya rockin` it on the floor...
You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?
To put the question bluntly: maybe your feet`s deformed.
They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.
You can`t dance.

Why don`t you just nail your feet to the floor?
Homeboy, what`s the use?
Anytime you wanna step aside a party,
first think of an excuse.
You dance like a fat old lady
not sayin` that fat old ladies ain`t nice,
but every time you try to get one move right.
the old lady then did it twice.
You can`t dance.

You`ve been a dancing disco disaster,
the worst I ever saw.
They should dropkick you on the neck
and drag you off the floor.
In every discotheque, I see you there
in the middle of the crowd,
looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.
You can`t dance.

Take my advice, don`t move!
You`ll never get the knack.
If I danced like you I`d sneak out the party
and wouldn`t be coming back.
On the floor you`re a dinosaur, yeah boy, that`s how you move.
You look like Ralph Cramden(?) or a Donald Duck cartoon.
You can`t dance.

You wanna come to my party?
I wouldn`t give you a chance.
You tried to take breakdance lessons,
ended up in an ambulance.
Wouldn`t it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
You dance like you got arthritis already,
what`ll happen when you get old?
You can`t dance.

Why are you so stiff?
Is it something that your mother did?
Maybe you grew up around "can`t dance" people
when you were a "can`t dance" kid.
You live in a "can`t dance" house,
went out in a "can`t dance" car,
your doofy "can`t dance" father
got drunk in a "can`t dance" bar.
You take a "can`t dance" bath,
put on your "can`t dance" cologne.
Go out to a "can`t dance" party
so you wouldn`t have to "can`t dance" all alone.
You can`t dance.

Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?

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You Can`t Dance

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