Текст песни Ludacris - Hip Hop Quotables, слова песни Ludacris

Текст песни Ludacris - Hip Hop Quotables

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[Ludacris]Hi, my name`s Ludacris, and I`m high as giraffe pussyAnd I`m close to the edge, so yo` parents can come PUSH MEI curse so much just to get on they nervesI got kids "Actin a Fool" from the traps to the burbsMy filthy mouth, it won`t fight cavities or beat plaqueSo I shot the tooth fairy and put my old teeth backI take a shit on the equator, the size of a craterAnd make government officials breathe harder than Darth VaderIt`s the chicken and the beer that makes Luda keep rappinBut no pork on my fork, I don`t even SPEAK pig latinI go fishin on my lake, with yo` bitch as the baitPlus I eat many MC`s, but I don`t gain no weightThe numba ONE chief rocka, clean out yo` rap lockersI`m as stiff as a board, y`all more SHOOK than maracasBut my +Trix+ ain`t for kids, if you +Dig`um+ you`ll get +Smacked+I`ll clock ya - I`ll spring forward, you fall backEvery album that I drop has got more than ten bangersThat`s cause I`m a shot caller, y`all fools is +Crank Yankers+{*phone rings*} Ain`t a damn thing changed but the ice on my chainTo get chicks from Portland, Oregon to Portland, MaineNow I roll up torpedoes, get blunted with rastasFor a hefty fee, I`m +On Your Record+ like Bob CostasI own so many jerseys I`m a throwback messI hit the cleaners and tell `em I want a full court press (OW!)So momma toast your glass while I`m countin my cashCause every single is a smash, I`m hot as a camel`s assThe competition never just wanna admit that they lostAnd that they last about as long as my part in +The Wash+From yo` car to a crap game, no one rolls wit`chuOne of Mini-Me`s shoes got more sole than youSo by the time you figure out why your record ain`t spinninI`m in the strip club smokin, with President ClintonSo stand clear of the long sideburns and goateeThey may the mold of the penis enlarger off meI`ll be in another room when I hit from the backNot to mention my refridgerator`s taller than Shaq (YUH)So yippie-kay-yay, yippie-yie-yie-yoIf you can`t swim, don`t smoke my hydroI`ve been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp onBut a lot of y`all are mo` stuck up than tamponsSo wash all ya sins away and stop playinIf God`s line is busy you might have to two-way himThen catch me in your backyard, playin croquetAnd when I`m drunk tell them kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm`kay?"Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe`s off PicoGot seven cars, get all my rims at Chrome DepotAnd people think I`m bad, they say "Oooh he`s so evil!"Cause I go on blind dates, with actual blind people (OW!)But my album`s out the store, yours be on the shelfI heard you masturbate a lot, so y`all keep to yourselfCause these women want a man that stay up and stay strongLike the NBA, you gotta play hard or go homeAll that shit that y`all talkin, y`all can pop it to themCause Ludacris`ll beat you down with a prosthetic limbI put my FOOT so deep in yo` ass that you can smell itAnd yo` breath will turn to Foot Locker water repellantI`m the man, I got money far as the eyes can seeAnd I`m in a group, I split dough with me, me and meSo much money in my jewelry that I`m damn near sorrySo I`ma trade my earrings in, and get a Ferrari (WOO!)I buy cars with straight cash, have meetings with Donald TrumpY`all meet with HONDA, no payments for 12 monthsTake a look at yo` life, and NO WONDER you so sadY`all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag, fool!{*laughter*}

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