Текст песни macc lads - Failure With Girls, слова песни macc lads

Текст песни macc lads - Failure With Girls

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I`ve got an ugly face,With spots all over the place,I haven`t got any mates,And me clothes have gone out of date.I go to the pub on me own,And I drink me orange alone,I sit and stare at the crack,But they just turn their backs.I want to chat them up,But I stare at me feet,And then I go home and I beat me meat.I`m dead shy about the size of me dick,And chips and gravy make me sick.I`m a failure with girls,I don`t know why,He`s a failure with girls,He don`t know why.I`m a failure with girls,They`re so unkind,He`s a failure with girls,They`re so unkind.I`m a failure with girls,They make me cry,He`s a failure with girls,They make him cry.Only wish I could say that I don`t mind.A Macc Lad of me took note,And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,It were the first pint I ever had,And I changed to a real Macc Lad.Me clothes started looking real flash,I got a tattoo and a moustache,And me car got a go-faster stripe,And now I pull crack every night.And I`m not weak anymore,`Cos me dick measures three foot four,So don`t you call me wimp,`Cos it`s three foot four even when it`s limp.I`m dead macho with girls,I never fail,He`s dead macho with girls,He nevers fails.I`m dead macho with girls`Cos I sup ale,He`s dead macho with girls`Cos he sups ale.I`m dead macho with girlsThanks to Willies,He`s dead macho with girlsThanks to Willies.Only wish I didn`t have VD...

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Failure With Girls

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