Текст песни marvelous 3 - Katrina
marvelous 3 - Katrina слова песни
I was the kind of kid back in schoolWho wore a members only jacket, thought he was koolThat`s when I met katrina, she was best friends with seshelI thought she was the one, yeah I thought she was specialI saw her in the hall about quarter til threeI said I`ll take you in my nova, to the tasty freezeShe said I know all about you, more than I shouldI know all about the dirty mags you keep in the woods(chorus)So tell me how I`m supposed to be when I`ve been stalked by a lesbianI can`t sleep a wink, and I`m married to the ephedrineHow am I supposed to sleep when I`ve been stalked by a lesbian nowNow don`t take it light, it might seem funny to youYesterday my science project, was covered in glueSo I asked that guy seshel, was it something I saidHe said quit being so fuckin` paranoid, it`s all in your headThe way she`s looking at me, I think she wants me to be,The guy that always gets shot in every movie you seeOh god she`s walking this way, oh god what should I say,I hope and pray that one day she`ll be straight(chorus)So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room and there`s this girl and she walks up to me and she`s beautiful and she says `Hey, I`m Katrina, dude, remember me?` and I freaked I said `Oh my god I thought you looked familiar` about this time this 400 fucking pound woman walks up with Katrina`s face tattooed on the side of her neck, she comes waddling and says `DON`T FUCK WITH MY GIRL` I looked at Jabba straight in the fucking eye and say `Don`t worry every time I picture Katrina`s face it`s gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck` she says `Are you stupid?` I say `No I`m just sober!`**(chorus)And she beat the shit out of him