Текст песни MC Chris - Toothpick Spliffs
MC Chris - Toothpick Spliffs слова песни
I don`t smoke blunts`Cause I`m frugal with my dookieI hock a loogie, spit it outThen hit the hoochiesI`m on bud like Hux comma RudyIt`s my duty to get loopyOn the Buddha like it`s bootieI smoke fieldsI cold cock crapsI smoke peelsSmoke Robe cough dropsI smoke if it`s greenI smoke Monopoly homesIt spices up my lifeWhen the monotony dronesI smoke bagsSmoke bailsSmoke `till I see trailsOnly time I put it downIs when I see a femaleJust a minor detailThat will usualy passI`ll hit that assHit that glass packedRight with the grassI smoke GreedoI smoke KermitI smoke the weed`Til it makes me vermitI vote third partyThat`s code for get highPass the YoshiTo the left hand sideSmokey doesn`t like me`Cause I burn up his treesI smoke more sesame seedsThan I was Mayor McCheeseI`m just a cancer ridden MCSeekin` pain reliefPass the marijuanaHit it, hold in, releaseCall me Dirty D `cause the question`s what the dillyFucked up like it`s whisky and I`m fuckin` punkabillyFuck Tennesse, I`m chumley getting chillyMC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a phillyI`ll scrape your bongSteal roaches from your ashtrayI`ll rent nice dreamsI`ll rent Half BakedI`ll eat a box of Frosted FlakesBecause they taste greatOnly leads to cat napsDoesn`t lead to date rapeLight the incenseTurn on the blacklightSteady stressin`Let`s get stoned like stalactitesBreak it out, break it upPack it the bag pipesI hit the appleAnd I ended up at Applebee`sWent to Wendy`sWent to Denny`sWent to Mickey D`sI went to CrystalWent to CastleWent where I pleasedAte more meat and cheeseThan Mr. Dom DelouiseI slept all dayAnd I got nothing accomplishedJust being honestI get paranoid and nautiousI get obnoxiousIt`s not comin` at a constantIt`s a pipeNot a pulpitPass it onOr get accostedCall me Dirty D `cause the question`s what the dillyFucked up like it`s whisky and I`m fuckin` punkabillyFuck Tennesse, I`m chumley getting chillyMC Chris smoke tooth pick spliffs, fuck a philly