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Текст песни Mc Lyte - Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jok

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I play practical jokes, just to get a laugh (ha hah)I put roaches in my neighbors bubblebathBut anyway one day she called upon meShe said, "lyte - its an emergency!"My next door neighbor had an errand to runI said, "why ms. davis - ask your son"She said, "rickys at his grandmothers"I said, "well what about tommy, the younger brother? "She said, "see, umm, hes at the pharmacy"I said, "hell be back soon how much longer could it be? "She said, "cmon please, its just a trip uptownIf you leave right now youll be back before sundownHurry up, theres not a moment to spareIt absolutely positively has to get there"Umm, I contemplated then I played a good samaritanI started the car, then she threw the package inIt absolutely positively has to get there(get there? )It absolutely positively has to get there(well then send it federal express!)It absolutely positively has to get there(it gotta get there? )It absolutely positively got to get there!(yo who you rushin? )Pumpin out the music on the fdrNot far behind me was a dt carSo I eased up selector, 55 the digitBut on the fdr, 40 is the limitHere they come, sirens onI could see myself in jail til the break of dawnBut they rolled right by it wasnt me they was afterA little red corvette, they was tryin to captureDread I feel sweat so I set down my jacketLook up ahead, now thats what I call trafficDipped to an exit and I made my way throughCouldnt believe when I hit first avenueOn a hondas ass, just about to crashLooked at the gauge and the shit said no gasZero, nada, nothing in here seeIn car terms the shit was on emptyGot out, and pushed the shit to the sideHailed a cab, then I caught a quick rideTo the house of inflation, yes the gas stationGave a little tip to show my appreciationGot back to the ave where I left my carIt wasnt there, but it couldnt have gone farHot damn, I must have got towedTried to figure out how much money I owedWent to the pound and I paid my debtThink that was the worst? you aint heard nuttin yetBumped into that crackhead sam I used to seeAnd like always, hand out, give me moneyIn my tank was a dollars worth of gasI had to get an ? machine fastIt absolutely positively has to get there(get there? )It absolutely positively got to get there(what? )It absolutely positively got to get there(well send it some way else)It absolutely positively has to get thereAs I left the bank to walk back to the bmCouldnt believe what my eyes were seeinLooked at the back tire, it was flateWhile the other three, were so damn fatA brother walked by and offered his helpOrdinarily I woulda did the shit myselfBut he, changed it quick, so I passed him a tenHere I go on this journey againWent to the gas station, to fill it upWhen a crackhead from nowhere grabbed the pumpI said, "look, I dont need your help today"And I scared the motherfucker and he was on his wayOops, a cat, shit, scrat!Fur on my tires, and all thatWhats this, a stroke of bad luck? But at this point, I dont even give a fuckI got to get the package to the destinationNo matter what the confrontationI arrive, bag in my handLookin for a woman named pamShe opened the bag it was wrapped tight and snugBut in that bag yo, in that bag45, guess what? (what was it lyte? )It was a box of q-tips .. a box of fuckin q-tips man!!!{*laughter*}

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Absolutely Positively..... Practical Jok

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