Текст песни MC Paul Barman - Salvation Barmy
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[girl`s voice]I am a pretty little dutch girlAs pretty as pretty can beAnd all the boys around my blockAre crazy over me[Paul Barman]I was walkin down the street, lookin at boobs, asses, facesWent in the salvation army for some used glasses casesNext to the doooorwayThe cashier catch me, held up an old map of NorwayShe flipped it over, and the message read `You`re gay`I looked at her anxiouslyTwo lip rings looked like fangs to meI said, "Hope my sperm will get under your thermalUnderwear, because you`re cuter than Nermal"She said, "Go get a haircut"So I showed her my bare buttPulled down my car hearts put my moon in her star-chartsAnd to make stupid stupider, I stuffed the ring up my assSaid, "Now my moon`s Jupiter"FUCKIN ASSHOLE[guy`s voice]She has a boyfriend FattyHe comes from CincinnatiWith 48 toes and a pickle on his noseAnd this is the way the story goes[Paul Barman]Clickity clack, he`s at the rack with the jacketsIt`s Black Italiano, lookin black cuz he`s backlit"Ay, what`s up with these fuckin Chinese lookin street gang jackets?"We started to slowdanceI said, "No chance for romanceIf I have to wear condoms cuz they feel like snow pants"But I couldn`t stay calm, because she revealed a braMade of two yamakas, I said, "You`re hella great!"Let`s celebrate!We took the freight elevate-Er to continue our back-and-forth shaggin sportsIn the room with the davenports where men become cuckoldsShe chuckledI felt her knuckle above my belt buckle[guy`s voice]One day when she was walkingShe heard her boyfriend talkingTo a little girl with a strawberry curlAnd this is what he said to her[Paul Barman]My pissed off JabrowskiTurned three colors like Christov KrislowskiAnd said, "A handjob`s a man`s job, your job`s a blowjob"That porn snobThat corn cob with a doorknob is a born slob ?????Every penis wants to be famousIt`s a good way to stay misogynistic and aimlessShe said, "I`m glad you explained thatMy name is Jane Pratt, before you jerk off on my head please pass me that rain hat"So I did, you knowWhat can I say?I`m a lonely male who will settle for any phony in a ponytail[another guy`s voice]Come OnBring your woman over here so I can show her a real Italian manI got the best of both fuckin worlds hereFuckin black man`s dick, and an Italian man`s brainHehehee, FUCKIN ASSHOLE