Текст песни monty python - Penis song
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INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here`s a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis, Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong?It`s swell to have a stiffy,It`s divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world`s biggest prick.So three cheers for you will or John Thomas,Hooray for you`re one-eyed trouser snake,Your piece of pork, you`re wife`s best friend,Your percy or your cock,You can wrap it up in ribbions,You can slip it in your sock,But don`t take it out in public,or they will stick you in the dock,And you won`t come back.