Текст песни monty python - Penis Song (the Not Noel Coward Song)
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GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE`S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSEDOFFRECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN.Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis,Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong.It`s swell to have a stiffy,It`s divine to own a dick.From the tiniest little tadger,To the world`s biggest prick.So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.Your piece of pork,Your wife`s best friend,Your Percy or your cock.You can wrap it up in ribbons,You can slip it in your sock.But don`t take it out in publicOr they will stick you in the dock,And you won`t come back.