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The Philosopher`s Song (Monty Python)Immanuel Kant was a real pissantWho was very rarely stable.Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggarWho could think you under the table.David Hume could out-consumeSchopenhauer and Hegel,And Wittgenstein was a beery swineWho was just as schloshed as Schlegel.There`s nothing Nietzsche couldn`t teach ya`Bout the raising of the wrist.John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.Plato, they say, could stick it awayHalf a crate of whiskey every day.Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,Hobbes was fond of his dram,And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:"I drink, therefore I am"Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he`s pissed!filename[ PHILSPHRBR===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY===